What's that site where you can start a chat with a random stranger?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hello

You: im male and not horny

Stranger: sorri

Stranger: im a dude

Stranger: and i am

Stranger: sorri

You: you can disconnect first

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You:
i would like to talk about the current economic situation , and the state of education and its effects on the economy , in a long term scope

Stranger: go right ahead

You: your momma

Stranger: wow you are a retard

You: correct answer

Stranger: m/f

You: penis owner

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Heh, that site is kind of amusing.

Here's what happened in my first go:

Stranger: hi
You: good evening
Stranger: heard any good jokes lately?
You: care to enlighten me with a good one?
Stranger: whats green and flys?
You: hopefully not something coming out of your nose and in my direction
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ITS SUPER PICKLE!
You: ^ ^;
Stranger: so
Stranger: do you like harry potter?
You: I hope not.
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Conversations with the internet.

You: Hello, I am the internet.
Stranger: f/m/g/l/a/b
Stranger: first the sex
You: I have no gender, or sexual preference.
Stranger: Asexual
Stranger: Asexual its fine too don't worry
Stranger: so internet
Stranger: where do we meet?
You: We meet via the NAT layer in your modem, which bridges your LAN and I.
Stranger: OK , my ip:198.168.13.130 , please work gently :)
You: How was it for you?
Stranger: ****ing virgin
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Stranger: hi who am i talking to?
You: Hello, I am the internet.
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You: Hello, I am the internet.
Stranger: Hello, I am Richard C. Mongler.
You: Hello Richard C. Mongler.
You: Good to see you again.
Stranger: Good to see you too. although
Stranger: my condolences
You: Hows that turkey?
Stranger: it was ok...it kept slipping though
Stranger: the tears falling as the screen flickered in my eyes made it too slippery
Stranger: because i found out
Stranger: ....you lost the game.
You: I loose the game approximately 39,760 times per second.
Stranger: glad i could add to that count
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hey
Stranger: Would you say you're religious?
You: nah
Stranger: Interesting
Stranger: Would you say your parents are?
You: judas is my idol
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Judas is alright
Stranger: Apart from being ginger.
You: judas was ginger?
Stranger: Yeah
You: wow
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: You can see why he was ****ed all the time
You: no wonder he screwed jesus over
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: That's why you can't trust gingers
You: jesus had a six pack and all the ladies
You: judas was ginger and smelt
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: ****ing gingers.
You: if i was jesus i would have shaved his ginger hair and fed it to him
You: bitch
Stranger: Punk ass ginger mother****er
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Stranger: hhey
You: well hheeeey
Stranger: asl?
You: 66/f/Lincolnshire
You: you?
Stranger: 82 m Nebraska
Stranger: lets have sex
Stranger: mmmmmmm
You: Yea that sounds good
Stranger: i know
Stranger: old people sex(:
Stranger: i might need lube
Stranger: do you?
You: You dirty old man - you want sex with somebody 16 years younger than you
You: You'd probably need viagra first
Stranger: probably

yea..quickly gets boring.
 
hope im not too late, got a good convo coming up!

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: are you from OCUK?
Stranger: nope
You: ah i see
You: are you a f/m?
Stranger: m
Stranger: u??
You: f
You: where are you from?
Stranger: USA
Stranger: u??
You: France
You: what do you do?
Stranger: for a living i give private guitar lessons
Stranger: u??
You: i work at a strip bar
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: thats hot
Stranger: how old are u??
You: thx
You: im 25
You: you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: wanna swap pics??
You: dont have any pics, im at my cousins house atm
Stranger: ahhh
You: sorry :(
Stranger: its all goood
You: what time is it over in america?
Stranger: 2 am
Stranger: how about over there?
You: its 9
You: i have a photoshoot in a bit
Stranger: what for?
You: first time going topless for a shoot
You: got to get ready to leave in a bit
Stranger: ahh well good luck with the shoot
You: my cousin in taking me
You: thx
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LOL
 
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Stranger: i mean
Stranger: ........
Stranger: that scared....
Stranger: the ****......
Stranger: out of me......
You: ZOMBIE JACKSON uses CHA MONE.
You: Its super effective!
Stranger: WHAT ... ?
Stranger: the... is fricking scaaaaaaaaary
You: I must admit, it is rather freaky
Stranger: LOL YEA.
Stranger: no kidding eh.
Stranger: You jsut ahve to do it tho = ________=
You: Well
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Stranger: no, i dont.
You: sure you do
Stranger: no, i dont.
You: your telling me you never fired a Jackson at someone before?
Stranger: no.
You: Well, you are seriously missing out
Stranger: LOL.
Stranger: probably :S.
You: Its a global sensation
You: he was the king of pop you know
Stranger: oh...
You: So you don't like my Jackson
Stranger: not really, kinda scared me eh.
You: Oh, well...
Stranger: hahaa
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Stranger: HAHHHAA.............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: where do you get these from..
Stranger: GAGAGA
Stranger: cause they are freakin crazy.
Stranger: crazy, not in a good way.
You: Sure they are
You: Its only a Raptor
You: its not like they can open doors or anything
Stranger: you never know !
You: Its ok, the fences are active
Stranger: fences..
You: around the pens
Stranger: the ones to hold em in
Stranger: .............
Stranger: OKAY THERE..
Stranger: they dont exist anymore ?
Stranger: ....................
You: you removed the fences!?
Stranger: WHAT FENCES ?
You: around the pens!
Stranger: IM TALKING ABOUT THE RAPTORS
Stranger: .....................
You: oh thank God...
Stranger: they dont exist anymore...........
You: the Raptors?
You: sure they do
Stranger: in your dictionary or what.
You: we re created them using blood extracted from mosquito's
Stranger: wow, f'reals
Stranger: ive never heard this **** before!
You: Do you not watch the news?
You: Been headlines all week
Stranger: REALLY ?
Stranger: ...........
You: Sure it has
Stranger: PFFFFFT NO IT HASNT
Stranger: i searched in goooooogle
You: Well
Stranger: =__________________=
You: when your eaten by a Raptor
You: don't blame me
Stranger: but google says nothing about mosquitos and raptors
Stranger: !
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: Do you like kittens?
Stranger: not really.
You: that is a shame :(
Stranger: ...oh yes yes
You: So then kitten hater, what you want to talk about?
Stranger: well, I don't like animals sorry
Stranger: I don't mean to make you mad
You: hey no prob
You: if you wanna drink kitten blood and dance on the graves of puppies, well who am I to judge
Stranger: I won't do that
Stranger: disgusting things..
You: thats what you say
You: but how can I be sure
You: you might be enjoying a nice cool glass of kitten blood right now
Stranger: oh , I think you 're crazy..
You: your the crazy kitten hater
You: who hates kittens!
Stranger: I don't have any kitten
You: Yeah, not any more!
Stranger: I didn't say I hate them
Stranger: I just told you I didn't like them
Stranger: There's a big difference, huge difference
You: Oh yeah, changing your story now, next you'll be telling me you don't have bedsheets made of baby seal fur
Stranger: well, who are you?
Stranger: You make me frustrated
You: Frustrated! your frustrated!
You: Well just be glad your only frustrated, and not DEAD like all the helpless puppies you squash for fun.
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: shut up
You: Hit a nerve have I, now your taking it out on me.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I can't stop
You: Its not me your angry with, its your concience!
You: For all the animals you've slaughtered in cold blood.
Stranger: you are animal!
Stranger: you make me so angry
Stranger: shut up
You: Yeah, now we're getting to the real you.
Stranger: and kill all the animals in the whole world
You: You sick freak!
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This thread is made of win! Has made my bosses look at me several times wondering what the hell I'm laughing at. Please please keep em coming this is really making my day :D
 
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