Whats the worst song ever made?

Big Kev said:
House Of The Rising Sun by The Animals, utter garbage.
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I might agree with you on the best track of all time but I simply can't fathom how that is the worst :)

For me I'd have to nominate Akon - Mr Lonely which is a pity as Lock Down is actually pretty good. I think it is the vocals that really get to me and that is the same reason that I dislike Crazy Frog for ruining Axel F.
 
Angels - Robbie Williams,Why doesn't he just die already, a walking waste of self-obsessed oxygen!
St Anger - Metallica, hard to pick a worst Metallica song as most of them are dire!
Eminem - Guess who's back. If I wanted to listen to white comedy rappers I'd choose the GLC as they're genuinly funny!
Anything crazy Frog related, those adverts have died down a bit thank god!
 
Reiver said:
The Live Aid song (feed the world). Disjointed and messy. Hate it for what it represents (an unshaven irishman shouting at us from his multimillion pound perch built on his percieved generousity telling us to give money). Candle in the wind as well for similar reasons (the public reaction to it).
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So because he fed a ****load of starving people you hate him?
 
hmm it's a difficult one.

Candle in the wind - elton John, was complete and utter garbage and made me want to throw up.

Bandaid 20, that was a pile of cack as well, the original was ok but that one was cack. It's only saving grace was that Charile from busted was wearing a tool t-shirt in the video.

666 (or whatever the hell it's called) - Slipknot, dear god that was a pile of drivel, very much in keeping with the whole Iowa album.

Will young - Light my fire. You are not Jim morrison, he was actually tallented, masacred a perfectly good song, you annoying ****.

Millenuim Prayer - Cliff Richard. That was fairly terrible, but it did amuse me that it got to number 1 just to royally **** on Radio 1's bonfire.
 
This is really hard because I don't consider anything so bad that i would stab my ears to not hear it again.
I really cringe when I hear local cover bands playing Summer Of 69 and Alright Now and thats usually the time to go the toilet but i don't mind the songs themselves.
I always turn the radio down if Phil Collins comes on because he should have stuck to playing drums.
However, there is one track that for the last two weeks I have turned the radio off for 4 minutes when it comes on : Robbie Williams - Advertising Space. Truly awful.
 
dmpoole said:
Robbie Williams - Advertising Space. Truly awful.
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Agreed.

I'm gonna have to go with Snoop Dogg & Pharell Williams - Drop It Like It's Hot. I've heard it more times than I should have really (used to work in a bar) and I still don't get it, where's the tune, the hook, the melody... it's just *****!

There seems to be a whole industry geared aroud mass producing this talentless R&B crap, I rarely go anywhere near MTV Base but it just shows video after video of this nonsense. Each one is just some fresh faced little black kid with a brightly coloured hat on sideways, covered in tacky looking silver 'bling', surrounded by expensive cars with big shiny wheels, lots of bikini clad black women shaking booties while he talks about how much money he has or how he can make a club 'bounce'.

How is there still a market for this?
 
Agree with most picks.

Anything by Bouncy Knowless or summthing like that, and her kids, Destiny's Children, were they? Every song is like twinkle twinkle little star on steroids
Can you keep up?
Baby boy
make me lose my breast
Can You keep up?

No I can't just go ****** away and die already.

Gipsy Kings. Hate them with passion. They always shout like someone was pulling their liver out with rusty fork and make so much random noise on guitars. Baila, baila, baila.

Julio Plexiglass, pardon me, Iglesias and his son. Concrete shoes and deep, dark lake...
 
I used to have a list of songs that I just happened to hate. I lost it during a windows foul-up.

The ones I particularly remember from that list are:

Blackberry Way - The Move
Judy In Disguise - John Fred & His Playboy Band
Searching - China Black
All that she wants - Ace of Base
More Than Words - Extreme
mmm mmm mmm - crash test dummies
I love your smile - Shanice
Dreams - Gabrielle
Jump Around - House Of Pain
 
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