Whats the worst song ever made?

Don't Cha - PCD.

It's the epitome of R'n'B ; incoherent songs about drugs and sex. The videos will always have scantily clad women in them, to distract male viewers from the fact the song is inherently crap. Despite the fact R'n'B generally depicts women as sex objects, it as a genre is surprisingly popular among teenage girls. I just despise the message that the song carries, and NO, I don't wish my girlfriend was a philandering **** who has had a legion of scum inside of her thank you very much. Get off the radio (and the TV) you ugly whores!
 
The cartoons - witchdoctor is a great song :D

worst song ever, mmm either that dire excuse for music the JCB song or, mmm, come to think if it i cant think of anything worse :D
 
fozzybear said:
Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Bikini by Timmy Mallet! :eek:
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If its any consolation when Timmy Mallet came to Aberystwyth univeristy my friend took his mallet off him and hit him round the head with it on stage because he called my mate a long haired puff!

For me it has to be the Sugarbabes song they most recently released, think its called Ugly...really annoying tune.
 
Ah, the smell of an old thread...

Anyway, had to drag this up, because as I type, I am having to endure the most horrible cover of Hot Stuff, by the Pussycat Dolls (I think). It's horrible. My god it's horrible.
 
tuckenator said:
People, people how are we forgetting Gareth gates.

Come on gotta be the worst thing to happen to the UK in the last 5 years.
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No he wasn't, the very fact that he's been completely forgotten by all and sundry is testament to that. Can't say i remember any of the stuttering monkeys songs, i can at least remember some tosh. His was not even poor enough to be remembered.
 
Where Is The Love - Black Eyed Peas

I hate this song like no other!

Also.. Ugly - Sugababes (On the radio at the moment, quite recent)
 
iCraig said:
That song that starts with "jazzy fizzle, fizzy fizzle, jagged edge, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going on" Its called Nasty Girl I think by various poor rappers. I mean, what utter garbage as lyrics.
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OMG cant agree more! Everytime that comes on at work I cringe... in fact there is too much that sounds the same atm moment, but this one along with crazy frog does my head in. :mad:

BB x
 
Sepheh said:
You can thank my Dad for that! And Steps...
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Claire Richards phone number to my trust e-mail please. ;)

Anything by Rachel Stevens should go on the list. It's all been rubbish but infuriatingly catchy.
LA-ex is as hard to shift as the blankety-blank theme tune.

Or athletes foot.
 
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