Whats the worst song ever made?

That song that starts with "jazzy fizzle, fizzy fizzle, jagged edge, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going on" Its called Nasty Girl I think by various poor rappers. I mean, what utter garbage as lyrics.

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps - An almost decent beat but the lyrics are complete trash, "Milky milky coco pops" They just fill it with garbage because they can't actually think of decent lyrics.

And my all time hate, I don't know the song name or artist, but the lyrics which make me physically angry at the fact that these paid artists have come up with the following lyrics.

"Ooh, ee, ooh, ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" Utter ****.
 
I don't feel that novelty/christmas songs, like many that have been already mentioned, can be judged aesthetically. They're inconsequential. The artists don't release these tracks in the manner of music as an artform. It's music as a saleable commodity. It's when poor music gets released with complete sincerity, and receives high acclaim, that questions really have to be asked. That, in my opinion, is what qualifies a worst song.

Still, there are too many poor 'good' songs to pick an all-time worst, but I think I can manage to nominate one from the last few months.

Perhaps it's down to sheep frequency of play, but my nomination is for James Blunt's You're Beautiful. What an absolutely dire excuse for music. I don't necessarily dislike the acoustic-pop sound this takes from, but how this has become an anthem for people I just can't fathom. It's just wet without anything to justify the sentiment. Give me something to work with Mr Blunt! "I saw your face in a crowded place / And I don't know what to do / 'cause I'll never be with you." Wow, now that's pathos!

I'm with you Phalanx, what's "bewtifah" supposed to be, and what on Earth is an "ayn-gah"? Perhaps its success is because it's so easy to sing when you're off your rocks on the night-bus. No need to have the ability to pronounce words in a fashion that resembles their original form. Or maybe it's because he's "one of our boys in the field".

I rarely have such a vitriolic reation to music; I try to embrace as much as I can and find some merit, but I failed miserably with this. Makes me feel sick, deep inside, when I hear it... oh, wait, maybe that was the idea.

Damn, he's a clever one.
 
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Obviously being a 30yo male I think all the stuff aimed at 14yo girls is awful McFly, Westlife, Crazy Frog etc but the worst proper song is either Blackbird or Piggies off the white album (should've been 1album not a double). Thats The Beatles for any14yo girls
 
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You can thank my Dad for that! And Steps, and Scooch... infact I think my Dad is one of the only people to be responsible for 3 or more of the top 50 worst songs ever made... He is a genius though, every single one of those acts got him money, so as bad as all of these songs may be they are only bad perhaps because they are so successfull?
 
Good thread so far, just reading the names of some of the songs does my nut in, however my worst song of all time has to be:

Ant & Dec - Wreck the Mic (Think it's called that).

Bloody hell what a crappy song/thing that is!! Makes me wanna throw something large and heavy at the two same same people.
 
Pussycat Dolls-Dont cha..or something..worst song...why would i ever want my gf to be like them?

Gwen Stefani-Any of her songs are carp,its so annoying!

50Cent-Candy Shop, that song wants to make me kill myself!!!


P.S. Akon's Lonely aint that bad is it?it does become annoying after a while but its nowhere near worst songs..thats my opinion anyways.
 
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot... oh god that song is annoying, and i am not going to say the ******* frog because i dont even consider that music.
 
Robbie Williams -Tripping? The first single from his latest album, it's absolutely dire.

50 cent - anything he's done especially that Pimp one.

Black Eyed Peas - the lady lumps one, that is terrible.

Girls Aloud -Biology

Probably some more I can't remember until I hear them.
 
Ebony and Ivory by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney.

Ebony and Ivory
Live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we ?

What a load of tosh. Makes me cringe.

How two excellent artists such as these could allow themselves to be involved in a project such as this is beyond me :confused:

Stan :)
 
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