Just LOL if you don't hate Southerners/non-Northeners because of some misplaced belief that your supposed 'straight talking, simple is best, we're friendly' approach to anyone who isn't directly you or your family or from your Yorkshire ghetto and that despite, and even in defiance of, all evidence which shows that Northeners are statistically more likely to take offence at anything, even this post, so why not just look after your coal mines and your whippets and your tiny houses that look like Fisher Price toys, I mean really I've seen outdoor playhouses mounted in trees which are bigger than the domiciles Yorkshire people aspire to and it is just so terribly depressing.
Noobs.