Whats your best chat up line?

Phate · 19 Nov 2006 at 12:04

"HI FIVE!"

fatiain · 19 Nov 2006 at 12:10

Phate said:
"HI FIVE!"

Groin Five TBH.

Andy Pandy · 19 Nov 2006 at 12:15

"If you were a bogey, id pick you first"

matt100 · 19 Nov 2006 at 12:19

.:MBK:. said:
i dont have one, but then again i dont recall ever trying to chat a girl up...

you can give us the ones you use on the guys too if you like??

Booner! · 19 Nov 2006 at 12:28

matt100 said:
you can give us the ones you use on the guys too if you like??

PMSL

davestar_delux · 19 Nov 2006 at 12:36

I just put my arms around them on the dancefloor and whisper in their ear

"Let's not turn this rape into a murder"

delta555 · 19 Nov 2006 at 12:41

I thought this one up for my mate to use.

Do you like biscuits?.....

Well, do you want to come back to my place and have a nibble of my ginger nuts?

Couldn't use it myself as not ginger.

Clipsey · 19 Nov 2006 at 12:44

"Excuse me are those space pants?
....cos your ass is out of this world!"

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. lol

oh dear!

Love the bond one!

valerian · 19 Nov 2006 at 12:47

would you like to see your soles in my wing mirrors

shadow4509 · 19 Nov 2006 at 12:47

Clipsey said:
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

LMFAO

valerian · 19 Nov 2006 at 12:49

can i be your knight in shining armour, will you buff up my helmet??

Clipsey · 19 Nov 2006 at 13:27

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

Batf1nk · 19 Nov 2006 at 15:00

Me: Can i take your picture please?

Her: Um... why?

Me: So i can show santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

But not...

Smile! Nobodies gonna hit on you with a face like that! Apart from me obviously...

Amp34 · 19 Nov 2006 at 17:19

Funniest thread of the week.

5*'s

Please say you don't actually use those? :eek:

fatiain · 19 Nov 2006 at 17:25

Amp34 said:
Please say you don't actually use those?

I'm going to try the rest of them when I'm out if Intensive Care.

Amp34 · 19 Nov 2006 at 17:34

fatiain said:
I'm going to try the rest of them when I'm out if Intensive Care.

I though there a mrs fatiain? :confused:

Or is that who put you in IC?

woodsy · 19 Nov 2006 at 17:40

" I'm going to have you anyway, you may as well be there!"

Hostile_18 · 19 Nov 2006 at 17:49

Booner! said:
" if I had to rearrange the alphabet... I would put U and I together!"

I used this, I got back:

"If I had to rearrange the alphabet I'd put F and O together"

Amp34 · 19 Nov 2006 at 17:49

woodsy said:
" I'm going to have you anyway, you may as well be awake!"

Fixed

fatiain · 19 Nov 2006 at 17:54

Amp34 said:
I though there a mrs fatiain?

Or is that who put you in IC?

There is.

*don't hit me again darling, the doctors say I can't lose any more blood*

Whats your best chat up line?

Hostile_18

Hostile_18