What's your most embarrasing moment - ever!

Hmmm probably the most embarassing moment for me was a few yrs back, i brought this gorgeous lass back to my place....knowing my mum was out for the night.

Anyways took her upstairs and was proceeded to nail the holy hell outta her...as i was in mid stroke...my mum decided to come home....heard the noises from my room and proceeded to barge right in....and caught me butt naked nailing some girl who screamed when she saw my mum.

I dont think i ever got up so fast and tried to cover myself, my mum...well she was shell shocked lol. That happened almost 8 yrs ago and to this day she still mentions it and proceeds to make me go red with embarrassment.

Other than that i dont get myself into embarrassing situations.
 
My most embarassing was when I was round a girlfriends house meeting the parents for the first time. We had some dinner, ok, got on well, chit chat etc. We all sat down in the living room watching tv. I sneezed and a large glob of snot flew out of my mouth and hit the tv screen dead centre and proceeded to crawl down the screen!! Argh..hole...let me in...let me in!

I split up with the g/f 3 weeks later and never saw the parents again after this!!
 
I was standing infront of the table the girl i fancyed and her best friend was sitting at talking to them when i was at school.(her best friend was also my best friend) i had a table behind me and to the side of me so i had about 6-8 people sitting really close to me and a a couple walking around the room behind the girls i was talking to and one of my friends crewled under a table and i didnt see him until he had dacked me and my pants were around my ankles. The tables were low so the girls i was talking to had a full front on view of me :o
Im glad i dont freeball because if i did the girls would have had a face full of me :p

Even the teacher was laughing along with every one else :(
 
I'd say either shouting at the top of my voice (aged 10) "Dad what does cullingingus (sp) mean"

or

about a year ago I went for a drink with a friend and some of her mates from home. Conversation turned to haircuts and to would we look hard with a shaven head. I, quite drunk, pointed out that this guy would probably look like a cancer patient if he did. The table went quiet. I'll leave you to work out what he'd recovered from not a year earlier.......

This isnt specifically me but my gf anbd I were sitting with my parents when her bag started to buzz. She was sitting a bit away from me and apparentyly hadn't noticed so I siad loudly "hey ** phones ringing", the reply was "no its not, I have it here" to which she then turned bright read and my Dad burst out laughing ^_^
 
My most embarassing was when I was round a girlfriends house meeting the parents for the first time. We had some dinner, ok, got on well, chit chat etc. We all sat down in the living room watching tv. I sneezed and a large glob of snot flew out of my mouth and hit the tv screen dead centre and proceeded to crawl down the screen!! Argh..hole...let me in...let me in!
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LMAO sorry man i had to laugh, that is a bad situation lol, what did you do afterwards, just go up to it,smile and wipe it off?
 
Thought of another....

Was at the future inlaws for dinner, I was about 17. The entire family were there, the aunts, uncles, all the grandparents etc, I was really in at the deep end. M-I-L brings out dessert, a huuuge summer pudding. There is much oooohing and ahhhing from the family and she starts cutting it up. Footinmouth extraordinaire here loudly announces 'Ooooh, it looks like a road accident'. Cue complete silence for what felt like hours and tumbleweed blowing acros the back of the room. My finest hour.
 
When I was about 9 I found some small pieces of chocolate in my mum's cupboard - I saw the word laxative or something, and I knew it would give whoever ate it the squits.

So my friend called for me, who I walked to school with. I offered him a piece, and he commented that it tasted funny.

For some reason I didn't think it would affect me, so I said "here, there's nowt wrong with it" and chucked it down my throat. :eek:

About 10 minutes later, I remember crossing over with the lollipop man and my stomach roaring - then...well...*splat*.

I continued my way to school (2 minutes walk from lollipop man), knickers full. I asked them if I could have a change. They asked what was wrong, I told them - I then got that day off school! :D

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This isnt specifically me but my gf anbd I were sitting with my parents when her bag started to buzz. She was sitting a bit away from me and apparentyly hadn't noticed so I siad loudly "hey ** phones ringing", the reply was "no its not, I have it here" to which she then turned bright read and my Dad burst out laughing ^_^
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Jsut notice that one, even better lol!!!
Poor girl :D
 
I know you won't believe me but a friend of mine told me this story:

He was in his bedroom, enjoying himself, laid out on his bed, eyes closed & a box of tissues next to him.

When he had finished he opened his eyes to see a hot cup of tea sitting on the bedside cabinet that his mum had brought to him a minute or so earlier!! :o :eek:

Again I say....it wasn't me!!!
 
When I was about 13 I went to the cinema. They used to break the seating up with 3 foot high wall partitions. Well the movie had already started and i couldn't see to save me own life. I walked across infront of everybody in the theatre and then *thump* I walked into one and knocked some popcorn over it onto the slightly surprised people sitting by it. I then walked further across the screen, and again walked into it again.

Third time lucky, and woo! "there the stairs are!!" I shouted, and then everybody just laughed as I sat down.

But...




I was in the Cuban bar in Liverpool two weeks ago and needed a wee. I went to the toilets and saw that the urinals had a mirror above it that followed it all the way around on the wall. I followed the mirrow around to a free spot, got unzipped and then looked down. "Hang on - where's the toilet gone?" I muttered aloud.

As it is, the mirrow went all the way around the bathroom, but the urinals didn't. There I was, totally confused, pecker in hand standing infront of the sink. I quickly zipped up turned around and about 3 lads just roared out laughing!! :( LOL!
 
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Two of my mates were looking rather somber on Christmas Eve in the pub, so, with my excess of Christmas cheer I shout 'Oi, what the **** is wrong with you two?!' Turns out my mates Aunt had just passed away - kill me please!!!!
 
Wryel said:
Two of my mates were looking rather somber on Christmas Eve in the pub, so, with my excess of Christmas cheer I shout 'Oi, what the **** is wrong with you two?!' Turns out my mates Aunt had just passed away - kill me please!!!!
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ooh i've done something similar.

I joined by wifes rellies halfway through a conversation about travelling to the USA. I piped in, trying to be jovial, "now that sounds like a real hardship". Turns out that the rellies brother had just died of cancer and they were flying out for the funeral!....that hole...where is it again!
 
Had just passed my driving test, and at the time I was desperately trying to impress this girl at work. So I turn up in my nice new little car....she seems impressed.....I offer her a lift home....she accepts....I'm feeling like the coolest guy on the planet.....she was putty in my hands. So we climb in and I fire up the stereo, slap it in reverse - here we go!

CRUNCH

Oh dear. My entire life just seems to have reversed into a brick wall :rolleyes:
 
I walked into a lampost :(

And there was this one time in school, it was raining really badly and I was running and and I jamp over this little raised path and I slipped down a HUGE mud slide, regardless to say, everyone was just staring me out :(
 
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