I've driven the latest Countryman PHEV and was actually quite impressed with it. It's called a Cooper S because its got 220 HP when you combine the petrol and electric motors, which is approximately the same as any other Cooper S across the range (its not a JCW after all). £37k for a new car these days isn't actually considered particularly expensive either.
If it's that bad, take the bus
I am 2.5 years into ownership of the countryman PHEV and like it very much. It replaced an X5 30d that i had from new for a few years (second one and before that 5 series). It is more engaging to drive than the x5 was, slighly quicker on paper but feels much quicker in use and almost as practical. Very tardis like. Local driving on electric is great, for pottering around town it is fine, but it livens up no end in sport with the engine on.