When did you last have an Alpha Male moment?

checjb · 3 Nov 2011 at 15:49

kokuten said:
fitted a shower on tuesday, never done any sort of DIY in my life, when i was done i wiped away all the blood, tended to my bruises then stood, chest out, hands on hips and admired.

then the flood started.. so after battling with that and got it all fixed, and resumed the alpha position..

I had the same thing with my bathroom. I tore out the old one and fitted an entire new suite. Alpha!

I've also noticed that the Gods of DIY always - and I mean, always - require a blood sacrifice from me whenever I do DIY. No matter the job, I have to spill at least a little blood. Odd.

Ewaf · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:06

Two words. Love gun.

KaHn said:
Oh the temptation to message her this thread to find out if the quote was true .............................

KaHn

I just sent her a message with a link to this thread. See what she thinks now!

Shayper · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:10

Why? What is the point?

Sunbed · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:18

A small girl came to the door trick or treating and I punched her in the face between when she said the words "or" and presumably "treat".

Gimme some skin bros...

#SoGoddamnALPHA

'Wes · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:20

Shayper said:
If you have Facebook, search Emmer Keogh.

I have no idea why she likes me though

Sounds foreign and desperate.

Ewaf · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:25

Shayper said:
Why? What is the point?

Don't worry, I didn't really message her!

I sent her a picture of my d**k instead.

ALPHA MOMENT RIGHT THUR.

UncleRuckus · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:25

Sundance said:
A small girl came to the door trick or treating and I punched her in the face between when she said the words "or" and presumably "treat".

Gimme some skin bros...

#SoGoddamnALPHA

Emmer Keogh has a penis.

cHk4 · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:26

I'm Dr Swole it's all good.

rubberduck · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:26

Shayper said:
Why? What is the point?

A bit silly to post her name to be honest, what were you expecting?

J1234 · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:27

Shayper looks like a lesbian anyway and wears lipstick so she probably thought he was female.

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=19171591&postcount=8680

UncleRuckus · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:30

If a lesbian were to snog a guy, surely they would pick the most girliest man? Not sure if alpha..

smit101 · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:32

Alpha males don't use treadmills, they do their running outside.

G|mp · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:41

Gustov and Shayper should hook up tbh, a kind of LesbianBromance.

infernox · 3 Nov 2011 at 16:47

Justin said:
Shayper looks like a lesbian anyway and wears lipstick so she probably thought he was female.

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=19171591&postcount=8680

Ive said this before, but lulz lipstick, what shade is it?

Freefaller · 3 Nov 2011 at 17:03

Every day pretty much.

Shayper · 3 Nov 2011 at 17:05

Haha yes I will admit I do look a bit girly in some photos.

And gustov? Who?

J1234 · 3 Nov 2011 at 17:13

Gustov is also a lesbian.

Shayper · 3 Nov 2011 at 17:13

Clears it right up, thanks.

Energizer Bunny · 3 Nov 2011 at 17:16

I jumped up 10 steps today.

Tefal · 3 Nov 2011 at 17:16

TheYoungster said:
Today in the workshop, got 6 people to go in search of:
a glass hammer
a sky hook
chocolate box spanners
left handed screwdriver and a sparky arm punch, that went well

and somewhere lads are saying "hah today my boss was a right tard sent us for glass hammers etc so we ****ed off and had a break"