When did you last have an Alpha Male moment?
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and somewhere lads are saying "hah today my boss was a right tard sent us for glass hammers etc so we ****ed off and had a break"
Hahahah they wish. Our tutor was sending them on too!
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8 marathons, countless marathons, countless quarter marathons and now my knees are buggered so it's nice to have a bit of non Alpha cushioning.
Today in the workshop, got 6 people to go in search of:
a glass hammer
a sky hook
chocolate box spanners
left handed screwdriver and a sparky arm punch, that went well
didn't you need any tartan paint, sky hooks, a long stand or a new bubble for your spirit level?
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Haha yes I will admit I do look a bit girly in some photos.
Where you been girlfriend.
I think it's the sun glasses.This may help http://www.attractioninstitute.org/how-to-become-an-alpha-male-2-easy-steps
When i did this:
My parents are retiring soon and have bought a house in the countryside. It's seriously cut off, as a result it doesn't have a gas supply and relies on very expensive oil for heating. In order to offset this it has a massive cast iron wood burner in the living room (this thing is a beast, can heat the whole house) but wood is also expensive.
As a response to this my dad bought a chainsaw and an axe and we went off to the woods to hunt for decent wood to burn. We returned with two big chunks of pine and some other assorted wood, i then set about smashing them to pieces with a splitting maul. Never chopped wood before, it was awesome fun. Downside is that the above wood only lasted about a week, however I now spend an hour or two every time i visit collecting and chopping wood and i've gotten a lot more efficient at it.
My parents are retiring soon and have bought a house in the countryside. It's seriously cut off, as a result it doesn't have a gas supply and relies on very expensive oil for heating. In order to offset this it has a massive cast iron wood burner in the living room (this thing is a beast, can heat the whole house) but wood is also expensive.
As a response to this my dad bought a chainsaw and an axe and we went off to the woods to hunt for decent wood to burn. We returned with two big chunks of pine and some other assorted wood, i then set about smashing them to pieces with a splitting maul. Never chopped wood before, it was awesome fun. Downside is that the above wood only lasted about a week, however I now spend an hour or two every time i visit collecting and chopping wood and i've gotten a lot more efficient at it.
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I was pretty proud when some of my (okay, it was a group project, but due to a mess up on the admin side, I was the only one credited 
) work was put up in a local museum, albeit temporarily. Probably amplified by the number of all nighters I had to put in to get it finished, but was pretty proud regardless.
Hopefully going to get something in as a permanent display at the end of this year, so that should be good too
) work was put up in a local museum, albeit temporarily. Probably amplified by the number of all nighters I had to put in to get it finished, but was pretty proud regardless.Hopefully going to get something in as a permanent display at the end of this year, so that should be good too
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I managed to fart in a packed elevator and successfully blamed it on someone else. Feels good man
The chuck I reckon.out on sat night, chatted up a girl, was a bra fitter but has a new job now "I do miss people groping me at times though" with a cheeky wink. I didnt hesitate. Turned round to see friend with open mouth. got number, seeing her next week.
This doesnt happen to me often, so if you think it isnt alpha, dont ruin my moment and say so.
I don't understand how a bra fitter is getting groped in her job?
What, handle 6" with one hand? Alpha.
Yeah, chucking them around like lego = boss!
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