When did you last have an Alpha Male moment?

I went Paintballing a couple of months back, it was a capture the base type scenario and half of my team were kid's and half of the other team were kids.

I went into Alpha mode, ducking and diving and eventually got just to the side of the base, there were 3 people left who didn't notice me so I went around, up into the tower and shouted "SURRENDER!!!".

All 3 put their hands up.

/beat chest :D
 
Sinny said:
I went Paintballing a couple of months back, it was a capture the base type scenario and half of my team were kid's and half of the other team were kids.

I went into Alpha mode, ducking and diving and eventually got just to the side of the base, there were 3 people left who didn't notice me so I went around, up into the tower and shouted "SURRENDER!!!".

All 3 put their hands up.

/beat chest :D
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Worst 'I traumatised 3 little kids' post ever ;)
 
dmpoole said:
My Dad says 1950 want their jokes back and you missed out a long weight and short weight.
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he also missed sparks for spark plugss, a bucket of steam, tartan paint and a skirting board ladder.

on a more seroius note who the hell has an alpha male moment? Are you seriously that insecure?
 
Just the other day I was talking weapons with a British Army Lieutenant who's a friend of a friend, and then I taught him the field-strip and maintenance procedures for a AR-15 type rifle (which includes the new L129A1) as well as several other weapons systems.

Then we waxed lyrical about weapon malfunctions and how to clear them... I felt alpha as hell.

After that we watched Heartbreak Ridge :D

Globul said:
When I realised I know more about certain things than a real man
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