Who do you think is the worst singer ever!?

William · 21 Mar 2006 at 21:25

dmpoole said:
The problem is that everybody that has been mentioned so far can hold a tune, so perhaps the thread should be 'Which singer makes you want to smack them in the face when they open their gob?'.

Worst singer -
Ladies and Gentlemen I present

HOWARD (and friend)

Don't Stop Me Now

Bohemian Rhapsody

Doo Wah Diddy

My word!

John Squire used to be able to hold a tune, but I recommend you listen to Gas.

sjt269 · 21 Mar 2006 at 21:26

Yngwie Malmsteen. Anyone who's listened to the G3 Jam version of Voodoo Chile will know exactly what I mean.

Guinny · 21 Mar 2006 at 21:26

I personally can't stand Mariah Carey and her inane vocal warblings!

She butchered that great Journey song "open Arms".

She also acts like a complete bitch and should be locked up! :eek:

Guinny · 21 Mar 2006 at 21:27

tTz said:
Yngwie Malmsteen. Anyone who's listened to the G3 Jam version of Voodoo Chile will know exactly what I mean.

Thats because he eats far to many bannanas!

sjt269 · 21 Mar 2006 at 21:36

Guinny said:
Thats because he eats far to many bannanas!

lol, so you saw that handy little tip

I actually can't understand his singing at one point on that vid tho, it's a mishmash of contorted vowel sounds.

Guinny · 21 Mar 2006 at 21:39

tTz said:
lol, so you saw that handy little tip

I actually can't understand his singing at one point on that vid tho, it's a mishmash of contorted vowel sounds.

Yeh -like I say ...its a Sweedish thing. When they eat their bannanas they don't peal them properly and hence the left over skin gets stuck in their teeth causing poor vocal tones! :eek:

I think I'll stick to Nurofen and Ralgex!

TriedandTested · 21 Mar 2006 at 21:44

Will Young..and his girly, warbling voice from hell.

Can't STAND him!

Roduga · 21 Mar 2006 at 22:05

nutcase · 21 Mar 2006 at 22:19

I'd forgotten about Howard :eek:

Richard Ashcroft gets my vote. Very grating voice. Not sure if I can vote for the bloke from the Streets - he doesn't sing, just ramble.

However, I can't even begin to sing, so who am I to complain?

fozzybear · 21 Mar 2006 at 22:21

Bob Geldof or Mick Jagger.

NeedleGunner · 21 Mar 2006 at 22:36

If you've heard any John Lennon stuff with Yoko on, you should know who is the worst singer in the world.

SexyGreyFox · 21 Mar 2006 at 22:42

NeedleGunner said:
If you've heard any John Lennon stuff with Yoko on, you should know who is the worst singer in the world.

Don't Worry Kyoto

Needlegunner winz.

NeedleGunner · 21 Mar 2006 at 22:45

dmpoole said:
Don't Worry Kyoto

Needlegunner winz.

WOOT I never win nowt, what do I get

nutcase · 21 Mar 2006 at 22:49

NeedleGunner said:
WOOT I never win nowt, what do I get

Yoko Ono's greatest hits

NeedleGunner · 21 Mar 2006 at 22:51

Gilly · 21 Mar 2006 at 22:59

NeedleGunner said:
If you've heard any John Lennon stuff with Yoko on, you should know who is the worst singer in the world.

I change my answer.

ElvisFan · 21 Mar 2006 at 23:53

This is a subject very close to my heart. My selection, worst first, are:

Lead singer of "The Thrills"

Lead singer of "Athlete"

Chris Martin of "Coldplay"

James Blunt

Lead singer of "Embrace"

Keisha from "Sugababes"

lee32uk · 22 Mar 2006 at 00:08

Nitefly said:
No nononono.

The WORST technically or otherwise is the singer from the strokes. He can't sing to save his life, it's aweful!

Nah hes got a perfect voice for the type of music they play..great band imo.

Worst singer for me would be Sophie ellis bextor AKA The Twig

marc2003 · 22 Mar 2006 at 00:36

ElvisFan said:
James Blunt

winn0r.

i don't care if people say he can "sing", he has the most grating/irritating voice i can think of.

v0n · 22 Mar 2006 at 00:47

Limahl