Why do some men, in the toilets, do this?

mrk said:
Sorry I could not see what you're saying because you have germ-smog all around you :p

Do you know the distance from ball sack to anus to bell end? When you fart, do you think that the gas release contains cherry blossom particle or something?
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Do you need two hands to undo zip and whip it out. Have you ever got a skid Mark on your ball sack. Wee unless you have an infection is totally sterile and your privates are no more dieseas ridden than your arm pits. So no, it's is totally possible to use a phone one handed and have no more risk of contamination as the top of your head.
 
I've noticed this too.

The only time i actually end up using a cubicle instead of urinal is in a night club. This because i had a friend attacked (pretty bad) when he was using a urinal by some drunken chavs. So on a night out its more for security.

In the day i have no idea :-s stage fright i'd imagine :D
 
I like the sit in the cubical and wait for someone to drop one, then I burst out laughing nice and loud so they feel really uncomfortable.
 
dmpoole said:
It's quite funny that when I worked on a factory nobody would be bothered about going into a trap and giving it they've got and walking out and declaring 'wiff that, that's me that is'.
There were even some blokes who would leave the trap door open while they carried on a conversation with somebody by the washing basins.
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That's because factory workers are animals. My previous job was on a factory site and even though I was on the posh floor of the admin building the toilets were always an absolute state. Bogeys and god know what else on the walls, unflushed and filthy traps and even a footprint (foot not shoe!) on the back of the cubicle door. I'm so glad to be back in a civilised office environment.
 
[FnG]magnolia;20273016 said:
But do we wipe sitting down or standing up after a number 2?
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Standing and bend, then over! ;)

I prefer to avoid urinal, it's just the thought of another guy staring at my wang whilst i'm having a weewee that puts me off, especially if theyre fat old men who make weird noises whilst in the toilet, i mean why do you have to make grunt and groan noises and sex noises whilst doing a pee :|

grind me gears it does.
 
Standing in between 2 other people = splashback... (if you don't believe me, go use a urinal wearing shorts). Disgusting.

Cubicle if it's busy.
 
Noel Gallagher said:
Standing and bend, then over! ;)

I prefer to avoid urinal, it's just the thought of another guy staring at my wang whilst i'm having a weewee that puts me off, especially if theyre fat old men who make weird noises whilst in the toilet, i mean why do you have to make grunt and groan noises and sex noises whilst doing a pee :|

grind me gears it does.
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Worst 'my wang is so big that other men can't help but stare at it and make noises' post ever.
 
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if theyre fat old men who make weird noises whilst in the toilet, i mean why do you have to make grunt and groan noises and sex noises whilst doing a pee :|

grind me gears it does.[/QUOTE]

You'll be old one day, then you'll understand
 
IN our work bogs there is a single cubicle and no urinals. You walk through the door to where the sink, paper towels and basin are, with the cubicle in front of you.

I am in the habit of spending the first 15 minutes of my working day taking a dump and you get the occasional doctor/medical student wander in (NHS mental health unit) to fill their kettle or wash their hands. However, the occasional person comes in and stands there outside the cubicle itself waiting for the person inside to offload audibly. That is weird. One man does not stand and wait outside a cubicle door for another man to audibly drop his log.
 
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