Why do some men, in the toilets, do this?

What i hate are the Trap toilet seats!
The ones where you put them up to take a **** and then BAM! it comes screaming down as fast as it can where only brilliant reflexes will save your wang from getting a slap by it on its way down!:eek:

Just about every maccas ive been too down here has them, as well as having a half inch gap where the door joins to the wall. WTF is with that? :p
 
mrk said:
Well that's just unhygienic.
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Unfortunately I dont think you're joking.

Do you really pee over both your hands and anything within half a meter. If you think like that you better have a shower and a full change of clothes.

It's pretty darn odd and how slow does he pee, to need to browse. But unhygienic no way.
 
Disabled toilets are the way to go….and if you can get hold of a radar key which gives you access to all the public ones you will never have to contend with blokes toilets again.

At my last place, quite a few blokes used to proudly stroll into the gents toilest with their newspapers and you could frequently here the rustling of paper from the cubicles.
 
AcidHell2 said:
Unfortunately I dont think you're joking.

Do you really pee over both your hands and anything within half a meter. If you think like that you better have a shower and a full change of clothes.

It's pretty darn odd and how slow does he pee, to need to browse. But unhygienic no way.
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How is it not unhygenic? There could be any number of things/bacteria/fecal matter on there that live in that region, it could get onto handles you touch, food you eat, other things that other people use (be they children/elderly/the ill etc).

It doesn't matter how clean you are "down there" - Bacteria doesn't care about that.

I'm not trying to be "OMG GERMS" or anything because I do believe that when young, kids need to be exposed to dirt and stuff so their immune systems can build up but for a grown adult to not wash their hands after going to the loo is absurd.

There's a reason why toilets have big signs above the sinks saying "NOW WASH YOUR HANDS" you know , it just helps minimise the risk of spreading bacteria that can affect those with weaker immune systems etc. They're not just for show.
 
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Had an email circulated at work about exactly this topic the other day. Basically someone had had enough of it and was threatening to "out" the culprit as he had a good idea who it was!
 
There is only one bloke at our work who I know does this all the time... the fact he is morbidly obese might have something to do with it.... theres a nice image in your head right now :-)
 
worst i've seen, is a guy standing at the urinal with his trousers round his ankles.

FFS why!!

another think, is a guy rearranging his crockery, at the sink, with it all hanging out, please od it in the privacy of a cubical!
 
A friend of mine saw an oldman taking a **** in a urinal as all the cubicles were full. I can kinda believe it considering how busy toilets are at footy games, and that the older man may have bowel problems
 
The noise and sight of me hitting the deep inspires a better flow rate :D

The question should be Who can Pee in a urinal without spitting in it? I always spit in it :(
 
TommyV said:
A friend of mine saw an oldman taking a **** in a urinal as all the cubicles were full. I can kinda believe it considering how busy toilets are at footy games, and that the older man may have bowel problems
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See when im out it seems the male loo's are the most sociable place about, never been in once without the blokes bantering with each other.

I used to have a laugh with mates when out and troll the urinals, 3 blokes all with pants around ankles! The looks you get are priceless! No one will come stand next to you! Splash free zone!
 
OP - your Mum has just been talking to me and I nearly asked her what your toilet duties were like when you were young and if you still lift the seat up when you visit :D

Anyway, at work I have to go quite often so to relieve the boredom I will sometimes stand, I sometimes go in a trap with the door open, lift the seat and wee because I like to wipe and sometimes I'll have a girly wee and shut the door and sit down.
 
TommyV said:
A friend of mine saw an oldman taking a **** in a urinal as all the cubicles were full. I can kinda believe it considering how busy toilets are at footy games, and that the older man may have bowel problems
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The vision of that made me just pass on the biscuits.
 
mame said:
Something that had made me wonder for a while,

Why do some men walk into the toilets at work or wherever, ignore the urinals and walk into a cubical and **** full bore into the toilet (door open)


That's it really. Why?
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I think that's your answer. You can't get the satisfaction of going full-force thunderwizz at a urinal or splashback makes you its bitch, basically.
 
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