why do women open their mouths when applying mascara?

[trigger-happy]

This has baffled me completely! why do women open their mouths when applying mascara?

As a man I can never understand the concept of women opening their mouth while applying mascara. Opening the mouth provides no benefit. Is it an involuntary spasm or something?

observe the goldfish:

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

They're concentrating!

 

[gillywibble]

I had to Google mascara

 

[trigger-happy]

I added images lol.

 

[Destination]

Stretches the facial muscles, which removes the crows feet around the eyes making the eye open more allowing easier application....

ermm involuntary due to concentrating I should say.

 

[TheCenturion]

So they can multitask

 

[Pestilence]

That's the image of a woman concentrating.

 

[Trifid]

I had to Google mascara

I thought it said massacre...


(reading from a very small laptop screen over 1m away.)

 

[Things change I've changed]

Stretches the facial muscles, which removes the crows feet around the eyes making the eye open more allowing easier application....

ermm involuntary due to concentrating I should say.

Pretty much.

 

[Bevysters]

I had to Google mascara

Hero! I just burst out laughing!

You earn points sir

 

[Van Hellseek]

They're concentrating!

D'aaaw! Bless their little cotton socks.

I had to Google mascara

Thats either +10 man points for not paying any attention to these things.

Or +10 nerd points for never having a girlfriend.

 

[Cosimo]

Stops the eyes from blinking which prevents a massacre.

 

[Cosimo]

I had to Google mascara

Which brand are you buying?

 

[gillywibble]

Thats either +10 man points for not paying any attention to these things.

Or +10 nerd points for never having a girlfriend.

Married for 10 years

 

[genan]

They're concentrating!

They do what now?

 

[trigger-happy]

I just told gf to apply mascara with her mouth closed, she did it successfully... then she decided to fall over. Women are a strange breed of human.

 

[OriginalJonty]

It's an invitation.

 

[Sho]

Multitask?

 

[TheBigCheese]

Why don't you just try it yourself and see if you can do it with your mouth closed? If you can't then you can enlighten us as to why the mouth is open.

You get a virtual cookie if you can do it without poking yourself in the eye...nothing if you do it without falling over though (that's pretty much a given).

 

[PhillyDee]

You kidding? Women just cannot keep their mouths shut. EVER.