Why is it cool to have lots of posts on a page?

Careful now, do you really want to get into a game of sex-upmanship with a Scottish guy?

After all, I swear the haggis was just a ye old Fleshlight that accidentally got dropped into a cooking pot...
 
I set it to the max number of posts per page so I have a use for my ipads scrolling feature. Then when I'm erect I can slap my wang on my ipad and scroll sensually.
 
Serious question. Over the years on these boards I've seen many exchanges like this, normally accompanied by that most aggravating of emoticons, the winky face.





I would like this explained. I'd like to know what is so super rad about changing an option in the preferences, and why I am an inferior human with a sub-par intellect for not doing so.

I would also like to know how much sex the people who feel the need to gloat about this are getting, but I fear that's too much to ask.

Surely I can't be alone in thinking this has to be in the top ten of the crappest things in the world to be smug about?

Edit: Biohazard, I'm sorry, but... Well, I'm not really. You boast about some weird stuff and you just happened to be the last person I saw do it.

Awwwwwwwwww bless.
 
I set it to the max number of posts per page so I have a use for my ipads scrolling feature. Then when I'm erect I can slap my wang on my ipad and scroll sensually.

I was already smiling at some of the banter in this thread, but that made me burst out laughing in front of a train load of commuters.

It sounded like this "bwahahaha!"
 
It makes long conversation skimming easier, surely this would be blindingly obvious!

You read a thread and are about to type out a reply but can't remember what one person said mid typing so you scroll up further because it was more than say 30 posts ago...With most browsers that have "find as you type" feature you can type a username and it takes you there right away and then you can see the context you're looking for.

Or you could use the multi-quote button I don't know LEAVE ME ALONE :( :( :mad:
 
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