Will I die?

[Dunks]

Of course you won't, the shock isn't even string enough for you to pull away. It's like bad puns and needles. Had a dodgy USB port that always shocked me if I plugged something in.

Nasty pins and needles? Don't want

Guess it'll be staying plugged in FOREVER.

 

[Cosimo]

You need to broadcast this live with a webcam.

 

[Egon]

No, but you will be digitized and saved into a world of bits and bytes, where you will be hunted down by antiviral Programs and your only hope of survival is to locate and disable the Master Control Program......

Watched this for the first time the other day!

 

[franco_22]

5v isnt enough to kill you. I've been shocked by 240 and lived!

 

[Amnesia]

well you could switch the laptop off and remove the battery but then you might not die and i really want you to die!

 

[Tefal]

No, warp it in insulation tape once it's out and carry on using it tbh .

 

[Dunks]

5v isnt enough to kill you. I've been shocked by 240 and lived!

Volts jolt, amps kill!

 

[Glaucus]

Nasty pins and needles? Don't want

Guess it'll be staying plugged in FOREVER.

Just turn it off.
And
A) only whilst being shocked
B) you have to make a circuit which is easy to avoid, hold it on the side or just wrap a sock, tissue or anything else round.



Really how do some people get through a normall day.

 

[^TANK^]

Stick it up your bum, then reverse back into the USB port and find out ?

 

[MikeHunt79]

Only if you eat it.

 

[Will Lucky]

If your that concerned, power down your PC and then remove it.

But as stated, it isn't going kill you.

 

[alex24]

Overclockers UK, a reliable source of (mis)information!

You guys never disappoint!

 

[Cold_And_Miserable]

That pendrive must be using mains 220v power. Touch it and death shall follow.

 

[mrk]

Absolutely nothing will happen. My 16GB USB stick I use in my car glovebox for music is just a bare PCB with a USB jack attached.

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

It's amazing the amount of people here who think the voltage will kill you when in fact it's the current. Just so you know a static shock from a carpet can be a couple of thousand volts, it just has very little in the way of current.

I think it's anything above .1A can be lethal.


Dunks said it best:

Volts jolt, amps kill!

 

[Kutter]

put a condom on it before you insert it next time.

 

[apeZ]

Used to have a wireless USB network thingy before, cover came off as well. I used and touched it regularly with no problems at all.

 

[Priapus]

Just pull it out. Nothing will happen.

But just for arguments sake, pull it out with your mouth/teeth.

(For the above - please setup a webcam so we can all see? )

 

["andy"]

you could pull it out with your mouth and be fine !

edit - honestly hadnt read the 2nd page before posting that

 

[Priapus]

edit - honestly hadnt read the 2nd page before posting that

There is no second page....