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Tefal · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:15

seek said:
Having dumped a girl for a bit of undercover farting I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be at all happy about it if she left me a 'souvenir'.

Lies! I've seen your browsing history, you love a bit of scat. :eek:

Morgoth · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:16

Knubje said:
OP takes a dump four times a day? WTF?

3-4 times a day isn't that uncommon.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:19

Bleek said:
Nope, I don't touch supps, my diet is perhaps quite rich in fibre though... keeps me regular (four times per day). I guess it could be that?

Yeah, 4 times a day! You must get through the Andrex something shocking.

Morgoth said:
3-4 times a day isn't that uncommon.

The average is 1-2.

steve-h · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:20

Bleek said:
Nope, I don't touch supps, my diet is perhaps quite rich in fibre though... keeps me regular (four times per day). I guess it could be that?

I usually go 3ish times a day... and I never fart.

What's your diet consist of?

shifty_uk · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:22

seek said:
I once split up with a girl after she started farting in bed. :/

Why?

Unless you were only going out for a short period of time I see no issue, everyone does it? Unless she was disgustingly squeezing them out for the sheer hell of it then isn't it better to let it out quietly than hold it in resulting in pain?

I'm fine during the day also but I'll generally get a bit gassy at night depending on what I've eaten. I've somehow managed to control it enough to let it out in complete silence though.

daz · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:23

Bleek said:
keeps me regular (four times per day).

4 times per day is not regular

Mat · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:25

daz said:
4 times per day is not regular

It can be. Regularity and frequency are not the same thing.

shifty_uk · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:25

Morgoth said:
3-4 times a day isn't that uncommon.

I go once a day. Every single morning, practically around the same time after breakfast and a coffee.

If I don't do it in the morning after my coffee, I can't under any circumstances do it at any other time during the day, no matter how hard I try. My body doesn't allow it and I end up in epic pain and discomfort.

It's been this way for two years.

Van Hellseek · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:27

shifty_uk said:
Why? Unless you were only going out for a short period of time I see no issue, everyone does it? Unless she was disgustingly squeezing them out for the sheer hell of it then isn't it better to let it out quietly than hold it in resulting in pain?

Yeah, I only saw her for a few weeks. And the way she did it was a bit gross too. There was an audible "hmnmm... paarp".

Although it wasn't the only issue - just the final nail in the coffin.

shifty_uk · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:28

seek said:
"hmnmm... paarp".

Fair play.

K1LLSW1TCH · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:28

I get around said:
Just pray you don't follow through in bed, a mate of mine did that in his missus bed, not only did he have the embarassment of sharting in his missus bed at 2 in the morning, his girlfreinds dad banned him from the house and refused to talk to him again.

I haven't laughed so hard since he told me that one, I damn near wet myself.

I think I've just wet myself laughing at that. So, sooooo funny! Oh my god here comes another laughing fit!

Van Hellseek · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:28

Tefal said:
Lies! I've seen your browsing history, you love a bit of scat.

You better believe it!

Burnsy2023 · 1 Dec 2009 at 13:34

I'm sure your GP can help you with this