With a bit of luck

[titchard]

Azab, a little advice: You have cocked up by posting your exaggerated stories and lies on these forums. Unlike forums you may usually peruse these forums are populated by people with more than average intelligence.

You're 18, drive your mums car, live at home, have an average computer and a below average job. Now there is technically nothing wrong with this and you may go on to have a successful life. However, exaggerating, lying, and being a hormonal arse will not get you anywhere in life.

Grow up, date a few women (and don't fall in "love" with the first girl who likes you) and become a man.

Don't post in this thread again. You should more than have learnt your lesson by now.

The real world can be cruel.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU DON'T NEED TO CHECK YOUR PC AT 5AM!

LordSploge speaks the truth.

Don't lie to make yourself look big, it makes you look twice as small.

On a side note to the well slightly unfunny suicide threats - my iTunes kicked in just with...

Suicide in Progress - Melvins

Rich

 

[aproctor]

You're right, if I told a guy at school he was fat and should kill himself and he did, I would arrested - FOR SUICIDE

 

[LordSplodge]

LordSploge speaks the truth.

I do, however, have the advantage of being a lot older than the OP and having years of experience.

Mind you I was not that stupid when I was 18!

 

[Dingleberry88]

Tefal,

After lolling my way through this thread I feel I must congratulate you on your unparalleled detective skillz and humiliation of Azab.

It is with great honour I award you a GOLD STAR:

Yours Respectfully,
Dings.

 

[aproctor]

azab rulez farm foodz init.

Farm foods is gay much like the staff in crewe.

 

[pc-modd]

azab rulez farm foodz init.

Farm foods is gay much like the staff in crewe.

Be nice, we get OCUK discount if we stop the abuse!!

 

[BigBoy]

OMFG this is a blast Tefal, you are the man made fro very interesting reading

 

[iraiguana]

This thread has just gone crazy, aaron why oh why did you not take peoples advice and bail out ages ago?

Congrats to Tefal with detective work, OCUK PI inc. should be truly a force to be feared.

I still await a picture of the girl, could we keep the thread at least until tomorrow when we should have it?

 

[p4radox]

I need an azab soundbite for my sig. He's officially the new magick.

Someone choose me a quotation.

 

[peetee]

probably the one about not being able to get hard.

Can the mods please change his name when they ban for swearies to something like flabby_flaccid?

 

[leaskovski]

Ah, jesus! Im gonna have to read the whole fricking thread now!

 

[antijoke]

Tried the salon number after work, no answer

This thread has been a blast to read. I feel as if someone should draw up a contract of ownership of Azab for Tefal.

 

[jaykay]

Just read this thread.
Bravo guys.
Though the pic of jade is needed tbh.

 

[titchard]

Tried the salon number after work, no answer

This thread has been a blast to read. I feel as if someone should draw up a contract of ownership of Azab for Tefal.

Which salon does this Jade work at? is it in Crewe? save me hunting through the place.

Rich

 

[Tefal]

Which salon does this Jade work at? is it in Crewe? save me hunting through the place.

Rich

WE believe its this one iirc

[cough]
REGIS HAIRSTYLISTS
CREWE TOWN CENTRE
10 VICTORIA STREET
CREWE, CHESHIRE, ENGLAND CW1 2HE
p: 01270505603
[/cough]

 

[titchard]

WE believe its this one iirc

Hmm this is actually 10 minutes walk (if that) from house

Rich

 

[Tefal]

His name is Areon?(i cant spell) Brandruth. He went my old school.

His brother was in my year.
He used to work in spar.
His brother told me he likes to crossdress, im not joking.

oh dear....

 

[peetee]

theres only one legit reason for cross dressing - and thats to get laid, which he certaintly hasnt been... oh deary me indeed tefal

 

[JIM_BOB7813]

oh dear....

nm

 

[Tefal]

in the "people from crew"

thread azab350 started

You can just click the arrow in the quote and it will take you there.