With a bit of luck

[azab350]

Why'd you come out with this crap when you've already seen that people will find out the truth?

because that is the thruth, and it wasnt a pub, it was a Kebab House, an the owner, Mabs, his dad owns Bombay

 

[azab350]

ok, i was only mentioning them, jeez, just bury this now, its actualy boring now

 

[azab350]

tell you what, forget it

 

[azab350]

So Azab ive just picked this thread up again and from what i gather you are a tubby virgin with a tiny flaccid penis. You also have two boyfriends called Aaron Philips and Shamus Nolan who are hard for you ripe pink ruby starfruit.

what the? now thats funny

 

[azab350]

Your from Crewe?

**runs**

why ruhn my running friend?

 

[azab350]

would you like a suicide on you mind?

 

[azab350]

So you've gone from threatening violence against us, to threatening it against yourself?

i used to be suicidal, and now i might as well do it for good, why not? you guys have f-in destroyed me, and if you tell Jade, I WILL DO IT!

 

[azab350]

ffs, do you guiys know what it was like to be bullied day in day out at school, and then on the streets, i even tried killing myself, allthough i couldnt do it, i might aswell do it at OCUK shop, to make more of an impact!

 

[azab350]

What a fantastic thread

I will leave you all with this piece of information

My Sister is the Area manager for Regis, she also covers the area of Cheshire including Crewe

I have forwarded her this thread

SHE DOESNT WORK IN CREWE!

 

[azab350]

Must be the one in Nantwich then.

No

 

[azab350]

I'm not easily swayed... of course he's 99% attention seeking, but the only information you have on this person is what he types on the Internet. He obviously isn't 100% right in the head and I'd say he's been bullied.

I can't believe OcUK finds this acceptable - I'm sure it'd bite them in the *** if anything did come of this.

Calling him fatty, tubbs, saying he is being stalked, stupid, etc.

you sticking up for me now?

 

[azab350]

I don't think he's going to get anyone on me and I don't think he's suicidal either. This thread has provided entertainment for a while so maybe it's run its course now.

if i do find out who you are, im likely to take care of you myself, (not in a gay way)

 

[azab350]

With any luck he'll pull the "I was just doing it to bait you and see how you all reacted - you fell for my devious plot!" response out of the bag next.

allready used it

 

[azab350]

Looks like someone who just lies on the internet (a lot), apparently got a 4-year apprenticeship with Bentley:

actually i did get the aprenticeship, but then couldnt be bothered and got the job at shop instead

 

[azab350]

indeed, just in case they are fooled into thinking he's a nice guy.


Oh and it turns out that car he posted is his mums.

its not my mums, its mine when i pass my test

 

[azab350]

just **** off, im bored now, pleasure yourselfs with your toss, im going bed

 

[azab350]

It's only half eight?

Are you 6?

dude i have to be up at 5am, delivery gets FF at 7am, 12 pallets, and it takes me ~20mins to walk there, need breakfast and a dump

 

[azab350]

I have work at 7.

I get up at 5:45, going bed about 10:30 - 11, how the hell do you need that much sleep? I'd feel like crap!

Rich

Takes you 1hour 40 mins to get dressed, have breakfast and take a ****

i have to check PC and stuff

 

[azab350]

Must reconfiguration the data partitioning

hydrogren coolant pressure must be monitored

??

i check Forums, Ebay, and other things....

 

[azab350]

20 mins to walk 2 miles? Wow..

is that fast or slow?