With a bit of luck

uv · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:41

azab350 said:
there the 2 hardest guys on Crewe mate, some say Aaron Philips and Shamus Nolan are harder, but there not

they're

Tefal · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:41

Hxc said:
Where do you rank on the hardness factor, out of interest?

1) flaccid

azab350 · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:41

Monkey Puzzle said:
Why'd you come out with this crap when you've already seen that people will find out the truth?

because that is the thruth, and it wasnt a pub, it was a Kebab House, an the owner, Mabs, his dad owns Bombay

Skull · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:42

M-m-mister W-wayne, these bullies on the internet b-bullied me... please beat them u-up!

luckypapyrussam · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:42

Defcon5 said:
Shammy is well harder than the tweeny twinnys

If you know him then show them what he said and press record

Viper² · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:43

peetee said:
dont be such a little ***, if your imaginary mates beat up viper and he pressed charges on them, AND you im fairly sure the 'coppers' WOULD touch them, they would legally have to. IDIOT.

Haha. I'm not sure what I've done to get beaten up???

Hxc · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:43

So here's the conversation you talk to these two "hard nuts", even presuming they are a bit stupid.

"these guys on the internet have been insulting my gf! one even apparently came to my house but i didn't see him. can you beat him up please".

Do you really think that's going to work?

LPL · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:44

o o o can I throw another one in there that I always used to hear when I was young

Were the twins in the army but got kicked out for being too 'ard?

Skull · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:44

Looks like Tefal's in for a bit of...

!!!!

azab350 · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:45

ok, i was only mentioning them, jeez, just bury this now, its actualy boring now

Viper² · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:45

Skull said:
Looks like Tefal's in for a bit of...

!!!!

Lol.

peetee · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:46

Viper² said:
Haha. I'm not sure what I've done to get beaten up???

you laughed at him being bullied by the toaster!

Skull · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:46

1) Aaron terrified 3/4 of his school with his unpredictable fighting style and was a figure of awe
1a) Aaron is actually just fat and unpopular

2) Aaron has connections with the HARDEST MEN ON CREWE who will guff us up
2a) Aaron was just mentioning that he'd vaguely heard of them.

LPL · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:47

But you weren't only mentioning them in passing. You were implying you could get them to beat someone else up, that really what sad little children do to make themselves feel big and hard.

peetee · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:48

azab350 said:
ok, i was only mentioning them, jeez, just bury this now, its actualy boring now

its not boring, its sad, sad that you're such a goon.

Hxc · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:48

LPL said:
to make themselves feel big and hard.

He probably needs this

azab350 · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:48

tell you what, forget it

aproctor · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:48

So Azab ive just picked this thread up again and from what i gather you are a tubby virgin with a tiny flaccid penis. You also have two boyfriends called Aaron Philips and Shamus Nolan who are hard for you ripe pink ruby starfruit.

TaKeN · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:49

Your from Crewe?

**runs**

Tefal · 2 Sep 2008 at 19:49

The theme tune for this thread