Women and over powering purfume..

I dont like perfume at all, I can just about withstand the deoderant that i use so i dont really find smells that attracting really. Dont really like girls who wear loads of makeup really either.

Guess its really down to me being too fussy but its how i am so im not gonna change it.
 
I tend to hammer aftershave on before I go out, because the smell fades (my aftershave is old). I find that if it is overpowering early on, it tends to fade to become very pleasent, especially in pubs and clubs. Infact the last three times I have gone out a girl has commented on how nice I smell.

So my tactic is put put aftershave on heavily half an hour before outage time. Not that I have had much luck on the girl front recently!

I find Asian men tend to be the culprits of really overdoing it.
 
At least you could smile in the knowledge that you couldn't taste rubbish like McDonalds.

Ooooh now that tastes mostly like cardboard. :D
I did nearly manage to blow up half the street once when there was a gas leak. Nearly flicked that light switch on!
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In my eyes overuse of perfume and deodorant is worse than second hand smoke. I really do. I hate, hate, hate, going to those tiny, crammy, ground floor victorian flat conversion cousine restaurants in Richmond or Hampsted, where you have to sit literally right next to a group of tarty late thirties "girls about town" reliving their "Sex and The City" moment, and in the middle of the evening the sweet, heavy stink of their Channel 5, few years old J Lo and latest celebrity whatsnots start mixing with whiff of half digested house red and repeatedly molested with a fork piece of smoked seabass in the air around them.
Men are just as bad, though, few weeks ago we were out for some mexican food, and one of the couple of old gays in a booth next to us overdosed Old Spice to such a degree that when his Beef Fajita arrived all smoking and sizzling we literally had to ask for another table.
 
Two people at my work does.

Both of them smell like a fat ugly prostitute. Due to them both smelling so bad, they have actually stained the room with their smell so even though they are not in the office, it absolutley wreaks!!

Putting aside your spelling and grammar, do you often have encounters with prostitutes?
 
Yup, most food tastes like pieces of erm "stuff." I go by texture, I could tell you the difference between chicken and lets say beef, but I couldnt tell you what it tastes of. Also if you blended up any sort of vegetable I couldnt tell you what it was by tasting it.
Tis a bit pants really but theres nothing that can be done.

Theres this thing called bacon, I can't quite express how much you're missing out. :p
 
Definitely hate it, but it tends to be young men and aftershave more often for me. The problem is they spray it for ages, all around me, don't even ask whether I mind them doing it. I have a really sensitive nose, so i'm holding in or letting sneezes out for the rest of the day (or the next few!).
 
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