Women and over powering purfume..

[LordSplodge]

That's just downright odd!

Who doesn't find a woman irresistible who has spent a good hard time riding a horse an comes back with a sweat on smelling of horse flesh with her hard thighs needing a rub down...

I'll shut up now!

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Ok I treied rubbing in some prime organic free range bacon into my stubble as Platypus suggested this morning but all the fatty bits get stuck in the blades and the bacon tasted of old spice afterwards, so extra tom sauce needed..