Women seem stupid... should I try men?

Makunouchi · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:35

Best thread of the day.

tisonlyme · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:36

Well I have experience of being with men, and I can assure you that they can be just as, if not more awful/retarded as women.

I'd just stick with the self lovin' if you're not too sure

Muban · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:36

It's a male dominated forum what do you expect?

If OcUK were predominated with women the thread title would be: Men seem stupid... should I try women?

Of course then the male responses would be "Yes and post pics!"

The Mad Rapper · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:37

Jono said:
After reading the myriad threads today about how awful/retarded women are - and having had a few bad experiences of my own in the not-too-distant past, should I try being gay?

I'm not really sure how to start out... I mean, I've heard of these things referred to as "Big Gay Bears" which I assume are the larger, hairier sort of gay person... but I don't think I want to be one of those.
Does one need to start shaving/waxing body hear to be accepted by the gay community, what about wrist limpness and voice?

I have quite a manly voice and I don't wave my hands around when I speak. Should I start practicing.

Also general movement - getting from point A to point B... should I be mincing?

OH it's so confusing...and I thought women were complicated.

So yeah, any advice on how to be gay would be most appreciated. I don't really like babycham, is that going to cause me problems?

OMG! Throw yourself off a bridge then nuke yourself from orbit you dirty homo!

cdcopyman · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:37

there are some tasty looking shemales out there , as long as you dont 'take it' and just give its ok

Fenris · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:37

Fleshlights.

They don't answer back.

Whappers · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:38

Enzo · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:39

Dont forget its only "Gay" to receive!

DampCat · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:39

tisonlyme said:
I'd just stick with the self lovin' if you're not too sure

What is "self lovin'"? Do you have experience with it?

Can you tell me about it? Tell me slowly, though. Real slow.

'Wes · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:39

Things change I've changed · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:39

Makunouchi said:
I already tried this. It didn't work out.

Care to explain are you just joking ?

I'm sure there are 'curious' people on here, not that they'd ever admit to it though.

DampCat said:
I prefer a man who doesn't mince, speak flamboyantly and wave their hands around. Just keep it subtle. Talk deeply, quietly, and keep a firm grip on my butt.

If you're generous with a reach around, i'm yours.

wow, email in trust !!

I'd love to be a fly on the ceiling of the DR when threads like this appear

Fenris · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:40

DampCat said:
What is "self lovin'"? Do you have experience with it?

Can you tell me about it? Tell me slowly, though. Real slow.

Perve.

.Lethal · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:41

Jono said:
After reading the myriad threads today about how awful/retarded women are

I laughed, married life is destroying my brains

Takes topic off topic

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2659799/Bullied-dwarves-start-theme-park.html

StevenRaith · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:41

DampCat said:
What is "self lovin'"? Do you have experience with it?

Can you tell me about it? Tell me slowly, though. Real slow.

In the form of a video would be nice. My email address is [email protected]

I am very much enjoying GD this morning - the random madness is fun. Well done folks.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:41

Since when did 3 count as a myriad?

You know its possible to be gay and not be as camp as a field of tents? I can't stand overly camp people, straight or gay, they should be burned alive or something, but then they'd only whine in their overly effeminate voice that the flames clash with the colour of their ******* shoes.

Lysander · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:42

On a completely serious note I've been thinking about having my first sexual relationship with a male for a while now. I may well do yet.

Fenris · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:43

Lysander said:
On a completely serious note I've been thinking about having my first sexual relationship with a male for a while now. I may well do yet.

GTFO.

Showboat · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:43

Does one need to start shaving/waxing body hear to be accepted by the gay community, what about wrist limpness and voice?

I have quite a manly voice and I don't wave my hands around when I speak. Should I start practicing.

Also general movement - getting from point A to point B... should I be mincing?

funniest thing i've read today

Things change I've changed · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:44

Lysander said:
On a completely serious note I've been thinking about having my first sexual relationship with a male for a while now. I may well do yet.

This is going to epic, I can feel it in my..........................................bones.

Dj_Jestar · 1 Oct 2009 at 12:45

Someone has been watching too much Will & Grace ;/

Women seem stupid... should I try men?

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