Work Toilets

I do find it disgusting when you find the back walls of the toilets encrusted with bogeys. I have had to report this often to get them scraped off. I can't understand why some men can't use the freely provided toilet paper to deal with such things.
 
Maccapacca said:
Middle of summer is worse. Sitting in that sweltering blue container that's barely bigger than a coffin smelling the bloo for loo and other people five day old turds. Notwithstanding the gamble if there's any loo roll, water in the tap or water left in the loo to wash your deposit down before you have to push it down with an empty bog roll roll.
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You sound like a man who is talking from extensive experience.
 
Maccapacca said:
Middle of summer is worse. Sitting in that sweltering blue container that's barely bigger than a coffin smelling the bloo for loo and other people five day old turds. Notwithstanding the gamble if there's any loo roll, water in the tap or water left in the loo to wash your deposit down before you have to push it down with an empty bog roll roll.
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True these office tarts don't know there born with their air conditioned bogs and posh bog roll
 
That's not many toilets for that many people :/.

In contrast my office has 13 male employees in it. We have five male toilets (+ urinals) and two disabled toilets!
 
I dunno, I think its It disgusting! :mad: :mad: :mad:

All these people who think it is OK to take a Dump on company time!

I dont think I have taken a Dump during "Working Hours" in ten years!

It would serve you all right if the management only provided Badgers Arse Industrial Toilet Tissue all the while insisting that you also have to put your hands up and ask for it publicly....:p

(At the very least, you should only be getting the Izal tracing paper stuff that is like wiping your Arse on a piece of cellophane (Hey, it must be OK, they sell it at Waitrose! :eek: :p ))
http://viz.co.uk/badgers-arse-industrial-toilet-paper/

Edit to add additional link.... :)

 
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Used to work somewhere where one day I used a cubicle and found a well gnawed chicken leg bone on the cubicle floor, a couple of days later, same cubicle there was a perfectly formed turd nugget on the floor. Would not recommend or revisit.
 
I actually have a recurring nightmare where I go into a pub toilet and it's like the toilet from Trainspotting, just crap everywhere and wee all over the floor. In the nightmare I tread it over it gently, slipping and sliding and then just when I get to the urinal, I slip over completely and land in all the **** and crap. I then wake up. It's not pleasant. I can actually smell it when I wake up.
 
Our office toilets are pretty cushty. About 40 people maximum at any given time, with 1 self contained male, female and disabled toilet (so 3 in total). And then there are multiple other toilets scattered about I can use if I want to incorporate a little walk to the job too. Very few men and no disabled in my department so I get the pick of male toilet or disabled if I want to stretch out. Toilet breaks always include a scroll through facebook, the odd video, a bit of texting and messaging etc. All in a days work.
 
robfosters said:
I actually have a recurring nightmare where I go into a pub toilet and it's like the toilet from Trainspotting, just crap everywhere and wee all over the floor. In the nightmare I tread it over it gently, slipping and sliding and then just when I get to the urinal, I slip over completely and land in all the **** and crap. I then wake up. It's not pleasant. I can actually smell it when I wake up.
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In a pub in Uxbridge the male toilet was an inch deep in pee .. luckily I was wearing waterproof boots, anyway, I was going for a pee after a few beers, my mate walked in and pushed me so I fell into the urinal, luckily my head hit the wall and I stayed standing, so I repayed the favour to which he fell backwards and ended up lying on his back in an inch of stale pee ... and he didn't live in Uxbridge so he had to spend the day covered in wee. Oh how I laughed. :D
 
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This is on sites now
 
We had a man from the middle east, who couldn't point his todger in the right direction, and left a puddle all over the seat and all over the floor. It was disgusting With only one jon to use, everyone knew who it was but no-one had the guts to say anything. A few posters went up, with stupid things like wipe up after yourself, but they went ignored. Anyway, as from earlier this year he now works from home, so things are much better. But the happy ending to all of this, is it made me re-schedule my No2's to first thing in the morning cos i wasn't cleaning up someone else's pee. So as soon as i wake up, after 20 or so mins, i feel the need to go, and its great feeling to offload yourself before heading out the door.. been going like this for a few yrs now, all thanks to that fella ! I suggest you fellas do the same. Just takes a little memory training. Might cost you a bit more on bog roll, but hey its worth it ! Can't beat, sitting on your own clean crapper.
 
I've worked in three different offices, all places where you have to have a degree and most likely a professional qualification of some kind, and it never ceases to amaze me that people aren't able to use a toilet properly.
 
I've posted this before here (quite frequently recurring topic this), but I believe some people are not long for this world given the state their bowels must be in after some of the states toilets are left in at work.
 
We once had a phantom dumper at work, who over a period of 2 weeks decided to take a dump on the toilet with the lid down.

We never did find out who did it, disgusting pig who ever it was.
 
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