Work Toilets

dl8860 said:
Couldn't agree more. My last office had just those, was amazing. Never encountered any mess at all.
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judging by the comments in the thread though I'm starting to wonder if this idea that super nice unisex toilets leading to people treating them nicely is perhaps a bit flawed - seemingly some people just have very dirty colleagues and perhaps those dirty people simply wouldn't be employed in the sorts of places where people can have nice things...
 
I wasn't the one who discovered it but some poor soul went to our work toilets to find all the walls smeared with fresh doodoo. A very disgruntled employee.
 
dowie said:
unisex loos with sink, hand dryer etc.. ought to be the future tbh... I reckon people treat them better simply because they're a bit nicer and/or maybe because they don't want to come out of one after making a mess only to see say the cute girl from reception enter the loos
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This.

We used to have mens and ladies, but now they're all unisex. It means that you'll find a vacant cubicle quicker than before.
 
Our work toilets are nothing short of amazing. I think there's about 700 people in the building, there are plenty of toilets, which seem to get cleaned about every ten minutes, and whatever they use smells amazing. We have showers which are way nicer than my shower at home.

My only beef is they don't seem to be air conditioned so when I'm treating myself to a sit down wee and a facebook browse, I get a bit hot. I can live with it.
 
We have 3 staff toilets that are a bit shabby
We also have visitor toilets that are a lot nicer and staff are not supposed to use them

Although sometimes I sneak a posh dump in the visitors loos as a little treat!
 
We have very nice toilets - tiles, marble, fancy lighting, all of that - and adults who don't poo or pee all over the floor.

I'm surprised that this seems to be unusual :confused:
 
JBuk said:
Although sometimes I sneak a posh dump in the visitors loos as a little treat!
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When I worked in Oxford Police station, I always went for a poo in the toilet near the LPA Superintendant's office, I'm sure the bog roll was softer in there.
 
I worked in a factory years and years ago where the toilets could best be described as Dickensian.

I actually had nightmares for years after I left about them.
 
Brutal biff said:
True these office tarts don't know there born with their air conditioned bogs and posh bog roll
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How can you use their right and wrong in the same context in the same sentence!

Maccapacca said:
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This is on sites now
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hahahahahahah! What is squating?!
 
Maccapacca said:
Middle of summer is worse. Sitting in that sweltering blue container that's barely bigger than a coffin smelling the bloo for loo and other people five day old turds. Notwithstanding the gamble if there's any loo roll, water in the tap or water left in the loo to wash your deposit down before you have to push it down with an empty bog roll roll.
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:D:D That sounds proper grim!!
 
About 9 months ago our toilets (and by that I mean one seat in them, no more than once per day, at least a couple of times a week) started getting a bit grim... the back of the toilet seat very lightly stained as if someone had an explosively gassy poo when not sitting properly... but then not cleaning it off. I mean, how do you even achieve that. Poor cleaners.

Also, how hard is to to clean up your own ****?! Really. Imagine if someone walked right in after seeing you come out! :eek:
 
Name said:
I wasn't the one who discovered it but some poor soul went to our work toilets to find all the walls smeared with fresh doodoo. A very disgruntled employee.
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I always think in situations like this they should DNA test it, and find out which employee resorted to do something like this. Then just make it publicly known in the office.

Should resort to them resigning, and would ensure no-one would entertain doing anything like that again.

Not saying bullying is a good thing, but if you can do something like this in a public toilet, then bullied you should get.
 
Our buildings have toilets on every floor, and it seems to floors that contain the highest paid, most senior persons have the most disgusting toilets.

The developers, support techs and admin areas - the bogs are fairly normal, mostly clean - rarely a skid mark to be seen.
The sales, high level management, consultants - poop on the floor, bogs blocked with toilet roll, wee on the seats and floor.
 
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