Worst chat up lines you have ever heard
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surely these aren't chat up lines but stupid jokes that've been told and heard a million times before by foolish people that think it's funny? to me a chat up line is something like pretending to know the girl's "brother", then when she denies be like yeah i'm sure i know you and then start getting to know them and all of a sudden you're chatting and she doesn't realise it. that although a bit amateur to me is a chat up line and what i was hoping to see more ideas of.
edit: just realize thread was for worst and not best, silly me. maybe we should have one for the best
edit: just realize thread was for worst and not best, silly me. maybe we should have one for the best
"Do you mind if I weigh you"
"Erm OK"
Put hands under womans boob and shout "WAYYYYYY" while jiggling them around.
I've seen this done once before I it worked. However the target was really drunk and really nasty so this may not work on women most of us would want to chat up
"Erm OK"
Put hands under womans boob and shout "WAYYYYYY" while jiggling them around.
I've seen this done once before I it worked. However the target was really drunk and really nasty so this may not work on women most of us would want to chat up
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So you get some random into bed with a tacky chat-up line.
After the 'business' has taken place, pat her on the head and say,
"That'll do pig, that'll do".
After the 'business' has taken place, pat her on the head and say,
"That'll do pig, that'll do".
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i have just remembered a couple of gooduns my mates have done, Lucero had the first one down to a fine art.
i bet you £1 i can make your breasts wobble up and down without touching them. challenge accepted....go ahead and touch away then give them the quid....
The other one is get your debit card out and say do you take switch?.que puzzled looks…simply try to swipe you switch card between their cleavage and say cha ching, if you get a slap simply say it appears not, get a positive response job done. This is also quite amusing but does require adequate cleavage for success.
i bet you £1 i can make your breasts wobble up and down without touching them. challenge accepted....go ahead and touch away then give them the quid....
The other one is get your debit card out and say do you take switch?.que puzzled looks…simply try to swipe you switch card between their cleavage and say cha ching, if you get a slap simply say it appears not, get a positive response job done. This is also quite amusing but does require adequate cleavage for success.
Tefal? Why are you now Morphy Richards?? Russell Hobbs is betterHow can you not like that?
Anyway, I suppose "Hey, how you doin'?" makes me laugh, but generally people who use 'chat up lines' don't get very far with me
I always though it was:
Have you ever had your boobs weighed?
<confused girl> How do you do that?
WAAAAAAYY....
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"Was your dad a cement mixer beacuse your making me all hard"
That's the one lol.
Tefal? Why are you now Morphy Richards?? Russell Hobbs is better
Anyway, I suppose "Hey, how you doin'?" makes me laugh, but generally people who use 'chat up lines' don't get very far with me
How about if i told you you could put your bead in my slot?
wait......
Err.... Bead in your slot.... What?How about if i told you you could put your bead in my slot?
wait......
lolHey, now you're Russell Hobbs!!
Edit: did you mean bread in your slot?