'Worst facebook status updates ever' thread

I have a daily update from this girl about what hours her baby slept.. latest movenments of this kid everyhours... only thing she misses out is when he poo's!
 

Yeah i'm subscribed to the thread, whats your point? Every thread I reply to I subscribe to automatically.

Oh noes I replied in a thread that I don't particulary like!! Like half the people on this forum
 
Oxy said:
I only go on facebook once every 6 months, just to see who is successful/rich yet. Then I look at my own lifr and think about suicide.
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i thought that was the reason facebook was made


worst updates come from new mums that are stuck on maternity leave so constantly post drivel about crap their new bundle of joy is doing... like anyone really gives a ****.
 
Best response ever to a crap update.

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Some of them are really daft updates that I've found lately...

"My feet are cold"

"My ipod won't sync"

"Is really looking forward to a roast beef dinner tonight"


Who really cares about this kind of rubbish?? Another thing I don't get is why people use it instead of phoning friends to arrange things. i.e. "hey babe, you still ok to meet for lunch tomorrow"? Why the heck should I have to read conversation on my timeline.

Tempted to cancel my account - it is rubbish really.
 
My current one is pretty craptacular:

has had his 6th Krispy Kreme... that's 1,200 calories... add 3 hotdogs for lunch and a massive beef curry waiting at home, and it really is a wonder as to why I'm not a lardarse!
 
Delvis said:
whats your point?
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My point was self explanatory.

Your posts:
  • I hate talking about facebook outside of facebook, what has the world come to when conversation has dropped this low.
  • there's a chick on my facebook who does that too and i'm now expressing my dislike in a manner that's countring my previous statement that included a lot fo explanation marks.

That was pretty much it. Didn't really have anything to say about thread subscriptions. Just pointing out the contradiction.

Defensive poster is defensive.
 
PardonTheWait said:
There's a girl on my list, a friend of a friend, who's constantly bitching and sniping about unnamed people in her statuses, but it's clear all her mates know who she's talking about.

Pathetic.
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Yes, a thousand times this, there's a girl on my friends list who does this too, all of the comments are similar to: "Uh huhh" "You go girlfriend" "Tell me about it", it really grinds me gears.
 
People who post "cannot wait for saturday..." then post "feels ill. Never drinking again" on Sunday :rolleyes:
 
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