'Worst facebook status updates ever' thread

Post number #69 has to post on Facebook that they're actually attracted to the same sex, go!
 
Tonyator said:
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best status ever :D
 
I am so glad someone made a thread about this, I have a few (chavvy, retarded) friends that have the most entertaining facebook profiles I've ever seen. Some of the conversations that they have on their walls are phenomenal reading. I'll try and drag a few out, bare with me...

Rightyho:

****** ****: " seriously what do women see in scumbags. cows"

He then comments on his own status, saying "chav lovers, hope you get stabbed or pregnant before 20"

And then eventually... "the women who turned me down for scum will never get me now"
 
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StewartMG said:
I am so glad someone made a thread about this, I have a few (chavvy, retarded) friends that have the most entertaining facebook profiles I've ever seen. Some of the conversations that they have on their walls are phenomenal reading. I'll try and drag a few out, bare with me...

Rightyho:

****** ****: " seriously what do women see in scumbags. cows"

He then comments on his own status, saying "chav lovers, hope you get stabbed or pregnant before 20"

And then eventually... "the women who turned me down for scum will never get me now"
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lmfao is he despite wanting a chavvy GF ?
 
what lmfao

my parents would throw me out for that even if it was protected

I love this part " I m trying to read the paper"

she was loud than....or he
 
My cousin does crap attention seeking ones.

xxxxxx-what to do today...hmmm, if people ring me i might have something to do but nobody cares about me...

well if she rang other people to make plans she might have things to do.

and another one, i hate my life at the moment, its so **** at least I have to girls to make it better. (so life can't be that **** if your daughters brighten it up??)
 
'some people are so bechy butting in in other peoples lives...'

HO DAT BBE??! XX

Inbox u yeh, dun wunt evrybudy knwing lk...



Or this stupid formspring thing that people keep posting 'Come chat with me, ask anything!'

or the ever lasting myth of women believing there is nothing wrong with them and it's always the guys fault

'Y r men such pigs, god i h8 em!'
 
someones status after a quick glance on my status page thing

"Bee and her friend aimee = felt tip pen ova my carpet. Little buggers they r lol. But they been fab 4me. Nw they jus gn 2 bed so im relaxing on my sofa."

facebook... yay..
 
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