Worst hotel room view you had

Most disappointing was Rubens at the Palace, 5 star hotel and the view some some loudly humming ventilation unit on a roof. One of the most expensive hotels I've stayed in and I think only one of two/three occasions I've requested to have my room changed, couldn't believe how poor it was.

Had plenty of standard travelodge views of car parks / A-roads, and cheap London rooms looking out at a wall, sometimes in the basement. None of them particularly memorable, I couldn't tell you which hotels had these crap views.

On a related note, there was a hotel in Canary Wharf (Brit International) that I used to stay in, I'd always book a room with "no window" if available as it was cheaper and then when I'd check in there would be this charade where the person on the desk would ask if I'd like to upgrade to a room with a window. I'd politely decline, and then find my room had a window anyway, not the worst views by a long shot with the water and lights from sky scrapers etc. Pretty sure it was just a way of selling rooms off cheap without undermining their brand / having to advertise all the rooms of that size at that price.
 
Reminds me my dad once took pictures of the view from his hotel room window in Germany - I can't remember exact events but a few minutes later he got a visit from a bunch of suits with police id, camera/film taken, next day returned with photos from the developed film minus the pictures from his hotel room window. Would have been 1-2 years before Berlin wall came down.

On the way to the airport the car he was in was run off the road by a "drunk" driver... probably just coincidence.
 
Hotels with windows that don't open are a real annoyance of mine, even quite decent hotels in the UK do this, I hate it. The ones that open just a little but are restricted from not opening very far are not as bad because it's usually easy to unscrew the restrictor (always carry a multitool!) and put it back before leaving. Are there any decent hotel chains in the UK that specifically do not do this?

If it's a hotel with quite a few floors then usually they're fixed so no chance of people falling out of them.

Can't think of any specifically bad views we've had. Have seen the usual car parks, or closed in courtyards.
 
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Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeasts sweeping majestically... :D
 
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My view today, in Faringdon Travelodge again ,nice and low down so yards from Aldis red wine section

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Miami Airport (1990's). The door and surroundings had been stoved in, repaired, and upon closer scrutiny the walls were peppered with bullet holes.

This was at a time rental cars were targeted. It was a tense but memorable holiday!

Miami International? Haven‘t been there since 1985, but I remember my late father getting lost and driving through the very sketchy area nearby that everyone had warned us to avoid. Luckily, we’d been loaned an old Buick by my aunt’s then boss, so we blended in from a distance.

I thought we were going to get robbed when he pulled over and asked a local for directions. I remember the chap in question being visibly surprised that some obviously foreign tourist had felt safe enough in his neighbourhood to stop and ask for directions, but was very helpful and gave us some very clear directions to the road we we wanted. His parting words were “Don’t stop anywhere until you get on that Highway, even at stop signs ‘cuz this is real bad area.”
 
I booked a guesthouse for me and a friend. Friend had a really great view overlooking the sea. I had a view overlooking some sort of air conditioner unit. Edit: Oh but I did have lesbians in the room next to me. (Alas I only found out after or I would have had a ear out)
 
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I booked a guesthouse for me and a friend. Friend had a really great view overlooking the sea. I had a view overlooking some sort of air conditioner unit. Edit: Oh but I did have lesbians in the room next to me. (Alas I only found out after or I would have had a ear out)
What were you expecting to hear? :S
 
I had some weird ones last month.

Tokyo

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Matsumoto, with a "balcony" that i can't get into.

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Kanazawa

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Kyoto, no idea what that builing is, like some storage unit. You think i am way outside town in some industrial estate but I am actually dead central, next door to Yodobashi in Kyoto. (Daiwa Roynet Hotel Kyoto Ekimae)

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Went to NYC in 2005 with my friends. I would have been 23.

Not sure who booked it, but we stayed in a hostel around W47 street (might not be exact) We didn't have any view because they put us behind a curtain next to the bloody reception desk (if you could even call it that)

I bought some Maltesers and a mouse or rat chewed through the bag.
 
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