Worst names for people?

I worked with Lt Col Richard Head, introduced by him with “call me dickie”.

Great bloke, sound leader and really leaned into the name.

He got promoted then!

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I remember at one call centre job I spoke to a customer called Richard Ba$tard. He was also a teacher! All those names the students referred him to…

As part of the call quality protocol- we had to say the customer’s name at twice, colleagues around me were thinking I was being rude to him by calling him Mr Ba$tard. I put a finger to my lips to say keep quiet and pointed to the screen where the customers’ details were - regardless of which screen I was on. They accepted this and walked away laughing.
 
Do you think they hate their parents? or do they see the funny side...

Lets face it none of them are an accident, unless its due to taking on another persons surname.

There has to be some crazy double barrel names out there too.
 
Was it ‘fanny schmellar’ that sent Bradley Walsh into hysterics on the chase??

Edit: it was but I can’t post the YouTube vid at the minute. Google it for those interested - genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve seen.
 
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