Worst names for people?

[Ayahuasca]

I looked at a finance deal for a guy, his name was Justice Abusar (Justice Abuser) .

Also a Phuc Van.

The bracketed version was definitely required to explain that one. Thank you for your service.

 

[BUDFORCE]

The bracketed version was definitely required to explain that one. Thank you for your service.

I would have got told off if I had bracket explained the second.

 

[freddie64]

Gotta be Mike Hunt.

Spoiler

 

[Yaayuh!]

Worked with a guy called Anil Mistry.

I went to school with an Anil Bhanger.
No joke.

 

[Werewolf]

I worked with Lt Col Richard Head, introduced by him with “call me dickie”.

Great bloke, sound leader and really leaned into the name.

Almost certainly not the same guy, but I went to school with a Richard Head (IIRC the one I knew was American).

To make matters worse there was a Richard Knot (or might have been Knott) in the same year.

 

[thebandit]

Genuinely, growing up there was a guy at school called Wayne King, what was going through his parents heads, I think his dad must have been a a Johnny Cash fan (boy named Sue)

 

[something daft already!!]

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Monaco's manager is named Adolf Hutter.

Can only imagine what he went through at school.

 

[413x]

Nick Gurr said hi:

MoD director of media and comms Nick Gurr to move to non-comms role

The Ministry of Defence's (MoD) director of media and comms Nick Gurr is set to leave his post and is hoping for a policy role within the ministry.

www.prweek.com

Took me a moment!

 

[Zefan]

Todger Strunk

https://twitter.com/x/status/1338628170694750214

One of the replies is so glorious, I feel compelled to share it:

If you leave a pair of wooden shoes outside during the full moon, Todger Strunk will fill them with roasted chestnuts

I'm trying to work out how her son's second oldest child is her oldest grandchild....

Read it again bro

 

[pepp77]

I'll start with "Vagalina". Her husband calls her Vag!

Evidence:

Might not be real names as that is just actors.

 

[agw_01]

I worked with a Chris P Dick. Close

Dealt with someone at work called R C Hole

Years ago I knew someone called Chris P Bacon

 

[gettothechopper]

Roger Cockram

Also someone on the radio who has the surname Grimley and it always makes me laugh when they say something like
"from the scene of the terrible crime, Naomi, grimley reports"

 

[SPG]

Adolf

Is this a good name for Dog? I mean you could get away with Stalin easier, maybe a goldfish thinking about it.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Dikshit Garg - a lovely chap and great engineer who probably had no idea that the Anglosphere would find his first name hilarious until he got a job in the USA.

His joining team videoconferencing where the system announced his name using the same voice that Stephen Hawking’s chair used almost caused me to lose urine containment on a number of occasions.

 

[ttaskmaster]

The worst name ever is surely Egbert.
It’s hard to think of anything more awkward than that.

Gaylord......

 

[BeeP]

I went to School With Paul Ness....P.Ness.

Also the guy in the year above us was Robert Puller, Bobbie Puller as he was known.

Is Bobbie a Scottish thing only? I don't hear other folk calling it that.