Worst names for people?

Some asian bloke I saw in Tescos about 10 years ago, had a kid with him called "Reebok" which to this day makes me cringe like hell.
 
My Dad knew a man with the surname De Kock (which is a common surname in South Africa) but I was a little surprised to find out that his parents named him Vernon Dirk.
 
Worked for a company who employed a Hardick Nokum. Not entirely sure of the spelling of the surname but you can figure out the pronunciation.

His parents didn't give him a chance...
 
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potatolord said:
I once had to call out a customer's name and shouted "Mrs Death to reception".

She was furious, and told me it was pronounced "DayArth".
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Reminds me of a story my mother told she used to work on GPO telephones as a switchboard operator and once had a man she gingerly pronounced as "mr shay-ite" he replied "my name is **** and I'm proud of it!"
 
There are a couple of Indian cricketers called Jasprit Bumrah and Arshdeep Singh. So "Bumrah caught Asrhdeep" would have been a tricky one for Jonners.
 
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