would you ask out girl in Asda?

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Go for it! You've got nothing to loose.

Similar situation happened to me in the opticians. Was in there for a regular test, got chatting etc. Went back to pick up the glasses and asked her out in front of the other staff. All the other women thought it was sweet, as they do :p

Wasn't nothing long term. She became very clingy, especially when the football season started. It was a no-win situation!
 
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at this rate nowhere :p
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Pretty much where it's headed. :D

In any case, what you should do is :

1. Pick up a Quorn pasty from the aisles.
2. Go to her checkout.
3. Place it on the conveyor.
4. STAY at the end of conveyor until she has scanned it and is looking at you, wanting you to come forward and claim your purchase.
5. Walk stiffly to the end of the conveyor, staring wide-eyed at her the whole time. ONLY move your head as you pass her, keeping your eyes locked.
6. With your right fist, SMASH THE PASTY.
7. IMMEDIATELY POINT AT HER.
8. Utter, "Do you KNOW what this MEANS!?!?". Tilt your head back at the end, keeping eye contact the whole time.
9. ??????
10. PROFIT.
 
Haven't posted in this thread yet as it's the usual no balls post from a guy with no balls asking if he should grow a pair of balls or just be happy in the fact that he will not have a pair of balls for the rest of his life.

There is only one way to rescue it OP; man up and ask her out. Worst case scenario is that she says no and you don't visit her checkout again. You don't ever have to put up with her or see her or get embarrassed.

He who dares, wins!
 
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