Write a lie about the poster above!

[Narziss]

^ was fingered by Jeremy Beadle at the back of the night bus.

 

[Efour]

wears high heels and goes by the name of jackie at weekends

 

[twe]

^ Saw at the dogging session last night

 

[MiNxYyY]

^ was tag teamed at the dogging last night.

 

[Steedie]

Was going to be on Jeremy Kyle, but was deemed too "trailer trash"

 

[Greenlizard0]

Was going to be on Jeremy Kyle, but deemed un-tv worthy.

Edit below - that's disgusting. Good work.

 

[Gunni Parker]

^ approached an old lady with a dog in the street, knelt down beside her and retracted her dogs foreskin so that he could lick its red rocket!

 

[freak2002]

^ approached an old lady with a dog in the street, knelt down beside her and retracted her dogs foreskin so that he could lick its red rocket!

Staples bits of tape to his nipples when he goes out on a Saturday night "coz it feels nice"

 

[Beansprout]

^^ Thinks he's funny..

Lame I know

 

[K.C. Leblanc]

Is a shop

 

[Yamahahahahaha]

Was not caught licking old granny's knickers by his parents.

 

[randal]

Falls asleep every night listening to Celine Dion dreaming about being held up at the front of a cruise liner by some handsome bumpkin.

 

[Yamahahahahaha]

Had his internet pet shop closed down after posting hamsters in jiffy bags.

 

[Anominity]

^^ is a shop

 

[cdcopyman]

^ has slept with 4 shemales , all pre op

 

[ScarySquirrel]

^ likes little boys.

 

[Steedie]

Only got into photography so he can photograph himself in spandex using sex toys, but get good lighting