Write a lie about the poster above!

Edrof · 18 Nov 2011 at 16:33

^Has laid some foundations and is about to build a ******* big house!

Bennie-Mac · 18 Nov 2011 at 16:38

^ Was forcibly removed from his local zoo after his frequent taunting of the emperor penguins led to a triple rape homicide, penguin style.

RoboSprog · 18 Nov 2011 at 16:42

Was shot by a stoner owning a corner shop when asking for some coke.

godinman · 18 Nov 2011 at 16:43

^ Was molested as a child and now cannot trust his wife.

Maximum Triceratops · 18 Nov 2011 at 16:52

^ was once arrested for performing a 69er with his Grandad.

Vanquish-Storm · 18 Nov 2011 at 16:57

^ Built a Dinosaur Zoo just off Costa Rica which resulted in the death of several people, now sells favors for sailors off Hull dock.

Cleeecooo · 18 Nov 2011 at 16:59

^ is straight

233 · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:04

owns a boxed, sealed copy of apb original

paddy · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:05

^ is a member of Mumsnet

godinman · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:06

^ has lots of potatoes.

paddy · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:12

^ failed to conjure a fireball

cHk4 · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:13

^ didn't fail to conjure a fireball.

shoes · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:15

^^^ Is actually a penguin sent to spy on us from Russia.

anticonscience said:
Got sent to Coventry for being caught in a compromising postion with a donkey and a cucumber

I actually just covered my desk in dr pepper!

Brookert · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:16

^ masterbates to dr pepper adverts

OpenToSuggestions · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:18

^ is a pant sniffer.

paddy · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:20

^ Played the Dons at the soggy biscuit game. And lost. Badly

godinman · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:22

^ co-invented the soggy biscuit game with his sister.

OpenToSuggestions · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:23

^ first played soggy biscuit when he was on scout camp.

TheBrooder · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:23

^ is cool

jmc007 · 18 Nov 2011 at 17:26

^ Ate all the froggy biscuits.