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I am in college and have gotten a friend I often hang out with. She is just great in every way and I kind of really like her, but I have not mustered the courage to really initiate any kind of romantic relationship.

The first time it happened was when we were watching a documentary together and it was cold. She brought a blanket and said she did not have two so I would have to come under. We sat there together and sitting next to her just felt so great. She is kind of quiet, shy and reserved and so am I so we did not do anything other than cuddle a little. Afterwards I had to use her toilet because I was ready to blow and just had to do it or she would most certainly have noticed my erection. You can only tuck it away for so long.

Well that was no one time occurrence. It has happened quite a lot since that and sometimes it has not even been provoked by her sitting next to me. So clumsy as I am I decided yesterday to tell her all about it. How I'm incredibly horny when I'm over and she's near me and that it eventually gets so bad that I have to masturbate in her toilet.

I had told her all of it after a few beers and she kind of went completely silent. She usually texts me every day, but today there has been nothing. I am a little worried that I may have lost a good friend because I could not keep my **** together yesterday :(
 
Nazca said:
I am in college and have gotten a friend I often hang out with. She is just great in every way and I kind of really like her, but I have not mustered the courage to really initiate any kind of romantic relationship.

The first time it happened was when we were watching a documentary together and it was cold. She brought a blanket and said she did not have two so I would have to come under. We sat there together and sitting next to her just felt so great. She is kind of quiet, shy and reserved and so am I so we did not do anything other than cuddle a little. Afterwards I had to use her toilet because I was ready to blow and just had to do it or she would most certainly have noticed my erection. You can only tuck it away for so long.

Well that was no one time occurrence. It has happened quite a lot since that and sometimes it has not even been provoked by her sitting next to me. So clumsy as I am I decided yesterday to tell her all about it. How I'm incredibly horny when I'm over and she's near me and that it eventually gets so bad that I have to masturbate in her toilet.

I had told her all of it after a few beers and she kind of went completely silent. She usually texts me every day, but today there has been nothing. I am a little worried that I may have lost a good friend because I could not keep my **** together yesterday :(
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Bless.
 
bledd. said:
Google..

"bodybuilding forum pee bottles"

Funniest post I've ever read

Not really forum friendly
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I know, I read that in work the first time I saw a link to it, things are always 10x funnier when you know you can't laugh out loud and are trying to hold it in :D
 
bledd. said:
I know, I read that in work the first time I saw a link to it, things are always 10x funnier when you know you can't laugh out loud and are trying to hold it in :D
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It's not possible to stop laughing reading that. Have a box of cookies for posting that. :D:)
 
Some OPs from the resident psycho in another forum I am on:

With the Sex Industry in full bloom such as Lap Dance clubs everyhwere.
Do you think too much of one thing makes it 'riskee' as it gives the wrong ideas to a certain type of individuals and makes our streets unsafe to walk in at night.
I was thinking of 'Pretty Women' for example. Is the concept of 'curb crawling' or meeting someone random in this way is being shown to be Ok because the end of the sory is that they both fall in love with each other.
I can't help but feel that Hugh Grant only obliged the idea after watching the movie.
Could he really be blamed for it when in fact it was a Hollywood Movie that gave him the idea first?
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If giving evidence turns into a setencing on the ground of False Statement or 'PERDJURY' then the way forward to all witnesses is 'The Right To Remain Silent' .
How can the LAW justify sentencing a '3' and not a '2' year sentence and get away with it?
It IS the Duty of the Court and the Law to make SURE ALL 'Evidence' given is the CORRECT one. It is surely too 'easy and corrupt' LAW to blame its Slackiness and UnProfessionalism on the witness, who either was under pressure and simply did not want to.
'The Right To Remain Silent' is a Right of its own right, and so the LAW will have to work harder without witnesses who fear of they will get a 'LockIn' because they have spoken.
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Can't they stop digging up corpses and roman finds.It is always the same.They must be something else they have not find yet like Alien remain or Alien ships.Surely these are more interesting and worth investing time in.Ever since humans declared that Aliens are about why can't we find anything of them?!
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It is all well and good to be remined of the supposidely great deeds of the Romans,thei sleazes and their politics, and the Standing Pyramids of the Pharoahs and their Incestious Past and yet no ones ever seems to raise the very important to question to why History is where its at:
Where are THEYnow? If they were THAT Royal and Great why aren't they here to tell us all about?!
Or is it that they were too busy 'procreating their same genes' they forgotten ,something very basic, they were digging themselves out of History and that the reasons their buildings were still standing is solely a reminder of THAT
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The pee bottle one is just bizarre. There are some proper freaks on this planet... How could anyone be that much of a freak.
 
Me and my three friends (all in our mid 20's) have formed a team to help out our neighbourhood. I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and am the leader. Then there is the guy who wears the Grimace costume, he is the strong man. Then there is the guy who is a convicted sex offender, he wears a trench coat like in The Matrix. And lastly, there is "The Professional", he wears a cardboard Burger King crown and a fake muscle suit. We walk around town and knock on random doors. When the person answers, I dance and do a Jar Jar quote, then make a loud screech with an air horn. While the person is reeling from the sound, the sex offender confesses that he is a sex offender (as required by his parole). Then the Grimace throws some leaves and dirt into the persons house. And lastly, The Professional plays 'Me So Horny' on his boombox and we dance. We have done this to hundreds of houses. Are we some kind of kings? I don't know...
 
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