WTF quotes from other forums

cood4u said:
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I think the aliens built the pyramids to use as storage areas. The down-side was that they stored stone blocks in there and to the lesser eye, it may seem that the pyramids are mostly solid.

I agree that Stargates and other stuff off the TV are part of the building arrangements, afterall... nobody could have of made up the story about alien races moving around by jumping thru' a vertical paddling pool.

I suppose we can only hope that the aliens that visit this site can assist in the explanation of these enigmatic structures.
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The one on here where the dude goes round is best mates house and his mom is a furry and tries to get it on with him. That was a wtf moment.

Not from another forum granted, but I dont visit many others.
 
This isn't really WTF but is rather interesting nonetheless:

There is a reason its not called "Adobe PDF reader" but "Acrobat reader" or "Adobe reader". It is a monster of a system. reading PDFs is one of many functions. For a project i had to read into adobe acrobat and heck its a real monster: it has
a complete mail server, document lifecycle management system, DRM client, full fledged document tracking system, form capabilities, statistics for your docs (imagine sending a survey and tracking the collected data), video AND audio playing capabilities (yes you can embed audio and video in pdf) as well as capabilites for other formats (such as displaying CAD(!) data in its own 3Dviewer).
all in all the full acrobat SDK is like 500 MB and its manual a couple tousand pages long.
merely displaying PDFs is one function out of like 100. To you as the consumer its the bait... but the full fledged system behind it is what Adobe sells to its corporate consumers.
they basically say: "You want a full fledged content tracking system? we got it... and the best part is all your customers have the clients already installed! in form of the acrobat reader".
Its like a monster sleeping in every computer.
see this link. Its the function comparisson of the acrobat family..
and here comes the scoop: all functions you see are supported by acrobat reader... but you cant use them. They are there so you can provide them to the guys who paid for "pro extended".
Basically the pro extended package can create all that **** and all drones using acrobat reader will support the functionality. wheter they want it or not.
And here is the screamer: being a normal guy you will most likely never need all that crap. You know what does it mean when i say " document tracking system"? its just a fancy word for the dream of every adverstiser: Corporate customers can track how succesful their newsletter, advertising and customer Polls are.
Yup.. they can track how efficient their spam is. And all you sheeples who over the years keep complaining "omg i just want to read pdfs why is the install file soo big" never cared to actually read what is included.
My advice: if all you care for is reading PDFs (and im sure 99% of Acrobat reader users are in this group) install Foxit or Sumatra.
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Sumatra for me I think!
 
Top threads so far. BB.com one was great!

Can anyone remember when a guy chopped a bit off his new graphics card because it wouldn't fit in the slot. His friend recommended he should do it. It was like a brand new Nvidia 7800 or something, it cost a lot anyway. No one believed him until he posted pics up..
 
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