WTF!!!

Pour a circle of petrol around the van, light it and get all your neighbours to wear hooded robes, chanting something random like in the old Florette advert.
 
Secure any access points to that field, be it by huge rocks or other immovable objects.
 
Secure any access points to that field, be it by huge rocks or other immovable objects.

I've seen travellers with an old lorry-mounted crane before. They used it to remove the usual cast concrete blockades that are left across factory yard entrances to block access. I say travellers, as in the better kind i.e. a bunch of unwashed hippies as opposed to driveway tarmaccers.

Fire is the only deterrent.
 
I have bad news. They are the location scouts. Prepare for Gyppopocalypse!

Lock your daughters up - they'll 'grab' them apparently... (or at least according to a recent documentary)


Tbh.. its prob worth informing the council but it doesn't exactly look like a gypsy caravan tbh...
 
last year we were going to get gates put up but the whole street had to agree and 1 house didnt want them so :/
That land btw is owned by all the owners of the houses that back onto it, and my kids play out there too :/
Well then get everyone to just move it off the site if you agree to it I see no problem, consult the police and see what they say.
 
An air rifle would hit that pretty nicely. Even in the dark. Use your missus as a spotter and wear a ghillie suit for added awesome.
 
Knock on their door and ask them if they want their drive repaving and guttering fixed but do sod all then drive them to a cashpoint and force them to withdraw £900 for the work you haven't done.
 
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