WTF!!!

Cybermyk · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:07

Use a bucket for a toilet for a week, tip it outside their front door and see how they like it.

Von Smallhausen · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:08

Is it perriwinkle blue ?

Maximum Triceratops · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:08

doofer said:
Looks more to me like a neighbour returning their caravan to their back yard than a Traveller's van to me

Its been there 3 days now and apparently 2 Gypo men are living in it, havent seen them yet.
Strangely enough the house opposite had there garage broken into 2 nights ago.

danza · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:10

Pour a circle of petrol around the van, light it and get all your neighbours to wear hooded robes, chanting something random like in the old Florette advert.

Morba · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:11

Secure any access points to that field, be it by huge rocks or other immovable objects.

oneale90 · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:12

Spektor said:
Do you like dags?

Haha! Quality..You need FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!

Kol · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:12

The land owner may have given them permission. :confused:

matthewhotdude · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:12

Kol said:
Doesn't look like your average gypsy caravan to be honest :/ What vehicle did they tow it with?

This!

sure it's not your neighbours

Morba · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:13

Kol said:
The land owner may have given them permission.

Speak to land owner then, simple.

Maximum Triceratops · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:13

Morba said:
Secure any access points to that field, be it by huge rocks or other immovable objects.

last year we were going to get gates put up but the whole street had to agree and 1 house didnt want them so :/
That land btw is owned by all the owners of the houses that back onto it, and my kids play out there too :/

danza · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:15

Morba said:
Secure any access points to that field, be it by huge rocks or other immovable objects.

I've seen travellers with an old lorry-mounted crane before. They used it to remove the usual cast concrete blockades that are left across factory yard entrances to block access. I say travellers, as in the better kind i.e. a bunch of unwashed hippies as opposed to driveway tarmaccers.

Fire is the only deterrent.

dowie · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:15

Forde said:
I have bad news. They are the location scouts. Prepare for Gyppopocalypse!

Lock your daughters up - they'll 'grab' them apparently... (or at least according to a recent documentary)

Tbh.. its prob worth informing the council but it doesn't exactly look like a gypsy caravan tbh...

Begbie · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:15

Check to see if their daughter is hot, rent them your garden for sex.

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cm1179 · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:15

nightmare scenario. call the cops!

loltim · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:15

Use a ****** anti aircraft gun, vincent?

Edrof · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:15

If you all own it, then someone needs to go door-to-door, then if nobody wants them there throw them out.

RomanNose · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:16

Maximum Triceratops said:
last year we were going to get gates put up but the whole street had to agree and 1 house didnt want them so :/
That land btw is owned by all the owners of the houses that back onto it, and my kids play out there too :/

Well then get everyone to just move it off the site if you agree to it I see no problem, consult the police and see what they say.

Edrof · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:17

An air rifle would hit that pretty nicely. Even in the dark. Use your missus as a spotter and wear a ghillie suit for added awesome.

ElliorR · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:19

Knock on their door and ask them if they want their drive repaving and guttering fixed but do sod all then drive them to a cashpoint and force them to withdraw £900 for the work you haven't done.

Strife212 · 12 Feb 2011 at 15:19

Brick through the window once a night