Trying to tempt the pirates to buy stuff for a change.
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Will that dodgy shop in Doncaster be getting any One's early?![]()
I hope soI had such fun winding the pitch fork holders up on here. It's a shame I had to send Davey a pic in the end
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You must have had to go buy a copy, you led us on just long enough![]()
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That defeats the object of being a pirate![]()
You must have been desperate to get back on the forums![]()
I spent two hours with the Xbox One title, but it felt like I was entering random numbers into a computer rather than actually playing a video game.
After a painfully generic story intro, the game began teaching me similarly uninspired combat mechanics. While it tries to sound like an in-depth action game with familiar elements like perfectly-timed blocks and focus meters, the actual experience is anything but deep.
With my left hand completely off the controller, I was able to slice and dice through tons of enemies simply by inputting the same sequence ad nauseum. On a couple of occasions, the game would shift to sequences that involved me defending an area with crossbow stations or ordering my men to block arrows with their shields. These were somehow even less exciting than the tedious swordplay.
Ryse: Son of Rome feels like all sizzle and no steak. It's a procession of CPU-controlled warriors lining up to fall on protagonist Marius' sword in a stylish slow-mo ballet of blood and dismemberment. Killing enemies feels less and less triumphant with each strike, which is kind of a problem when the main focus of the game is seeing just how high you can stack the corpses.
It could be to do with Xbox Live Rewards as well. I've been a member of that for a while as well, so it could be a combination of gamerscore and Reward status.
Edit: Here's a link about it - http://www.oxm.co.uk/65597/microsof...inct-game-for-free-to-selected-xbox-one-fans/
That article is weird, as it says DR3 is targeting 1080p30, yet every other article I've read says it's 720p30![]()
IGN are getting worse and worse, everyone is currently saying that Ryse is boring and yet IGN are singing its praises, they are nothing more than paid PR at this point.
IGN are getting worse and worse, everyone is currently saying that Ryse is boring and yet IGN are singing its praises, they are nothing more than paid PR at this point.