Wales produced a good one not too long ago, I'm somebody will fish it out.
This it?
Interesting perspective. There's a considerable difference in the magnitude of damage I can do to anything when on a bicycle instead of in a car. Further while drunk I'll be cycling at around half the speed I would be when sober, so falling off doesn't matter all that much and is considerably safer than falling off while sober. Indeed falling over while walking is likely to do just as much harm to me as the bike sliding as I'm more likely to hit my head.
The only way I can imagine causing significant harm is if I meander out into the middle of the road and a car hits me. However were I on foot, the odds of this happening are if anything higher as there would be no lights. Is walking or running while drunk then also equivalent to driving while drunk?
Cyclists are bad enough at running pedestrians down on pavements when they're stone cold sober. I can't begin to imagine what they're like drunk. And
Well then you're pretty much just as bad as a drink driver.
Just because you're on two wheels as opposed to four doesn't mean you can't do people damage, and damage to yourself.
You're a fool.
Have some consideration for other people. Your entire post was about what damage it would do to you.
Cyclists are bad enough at running pedestrians down on pavements when they're stone cold sober. I can't begin to imagine what they're like drunk.
I was certain I was sober and good to go. Drive home was nothing out of the ordinary. It was only when I got home, went back to sleep and woke up when I realised, NOW I'm sober.
It's been four years and I still get incredibly angry with myself thinking about it, at least once a week.
The Police do a good job of random stop checks on people around Xmas, which I think is good. I got stopped one night a few years ago myself, despite the fact that I'd just been giving someone a lift and hadn't been drinking.
As for Cycling...
I saw a Policeman ticket someone in Soho last year for attempting to ride home drunk.
Not to mention, have you ever tried to cycle while blindingly drunk?
I lived in a resort famous from MTBing in Canada a few years back, one night I was very very drunk, and tried to ride along the specific cycle roads (nowhere near proper roads) to get back to my house. This usually took about 8 minutes.
I worked out it had taken me nearly 40 minutes to get back drunk, having crashed into the bushes at least three times!![]()