You know you're getting old when...

[potatolord]

...when you get up from a chair you have to use your hands to push yourself up.

 

[tonys]

...when you get up from a chair you have to use your hands to push yourself up.

Then you get a lift chair

 

[jpaul]

Some Korean boy's band announced as a Glastonbury head-line - the capons, was it - heresy.

 

[tonys]

You have to go to get a floater checked out(opticians, before anyone starts with the gags.)

 

[banja]

If you want to be thinner, lessen thy dinner.

 

[I kill Bunnies]

When you have not heard of half the Glastonbury headliners and hate the other half.