*your name* needs...

[holly35]

Try entering your name in a search engine with needs after, for example I did and this is what I got:

Holly needs to stop selling her body and concentrate on her singing abit!
Holly needs both male and female plants for maximum berry production
Holly needs help in her olympic efforts
Holly needs to go to obedience and learn how to walk nicely on a leash
HOLLY NEEDS A NEW HOME ... Holly is cute and lovable
Holly needs to settle down, have kids and not go out so much

I think most of them are about dogs or plants though

Sorry if this has been done before/recently!

 

[PardonTheWait]

Rob needs a hero

 

[Kerplunk]

Kerplunk needs to be in your record collection

Well there you have it.

 

[Roduga]

I need CPR???? Holy moly!!!!!!!

Wait, no I don't. The Internet lies.

 

[L0rdMike]

L0rdMike needs a Blitz BOV.

 

[Inquisitor]

Will needs a lectern with a microphone.
Will needs to work on his upper body development.
Will needs to toughen up.
Will needs a break now he sounds very emotional through work.
Will needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage.
Will needs to get into his head.
Will needs to check the specs of the 4400.
Will needs to start attracting the ladies in his own age range and even older.
Will needs to skew older.
Will needs to come again to his own senses.

 

[Kell_ee001]

Didn't we do this recently?

 

[Shock]

Joe needs a date
Joe needs toilet training
Joe needs your help

Hmm.

 

[Jenjey]

Jen needs to get back to reality

Jen needs to be a My Little Pony!

Jen needs to have a session or two with a therapist :/

Jen needs to be a parent and get off message boards

 

[Otacon]

I get loads of MGS stuff which is no great surprise. However wrapping it in quotes brings back one link to a long pruned thread here

Stoopid thing.

Didn't we do this recently?

Not recently, but we have been here before.

 

[WillyNelson]

Nelson needs to read the research and try something radical
Nelson needs to pay more attention in class

Wierd seeing as I'm slacking off my assignment to surf OcUK

 

[Belmit]

I got nothing.

But I do appear to be in an Excel document on Sic's website, or at least the cached version of it. How odd!

 

[William]

William needs a home - $110 William is a twelve month old male, domestic, short haired, black and white cat

William needs hot [penis] from our [attractive homosexuals] (cleaned up a lot! ! )

William needs an adoptive family supportive of continued contact.

William needs lifting and has to be tube fed.

I think William needs to stop adding bleeps to Brian Eno's work and put out a 3 disc of his Stereo Odyssey Mash up of Sounds. (currently working on this one, I wish people would get off my back)

 

[TheCrow]

Fourm Name: The Crow needs to come back from the dead

Real Name: Lewis Needs A Kidney

 

[Pebbles]

Pebbles needs a little cajun
Pebbles needs an adult home (!)
Pebbles needs to go

 

[Ren.182]

I need help... aparrently

 

[Emlyn_Dewar]

Emlyn needs special care.
Emlyn needs help.
Emlyn needs a ******* amp!
Emlyn need work.

Hmm, well I have been thinking I need help and special care.

 

[spike's]

Peter needs to save Dumbledore
Peter needs legal funds. He is facing serious federal charges and a lengthy prison sentence
Prison is a lonely place and Peter needs your support
Peter needs all the funds he. can get to pay for his attorney

bit of a worrying trend there.

 

[Jotun]

Rob Needs A Job
Rob needs your support and donations
Rob needs therapy
ROB needs to be. looked at

I already have a job....

 

[MarcLister]

Marc needs to get a clue.
Marc needs to get a life.
[size=-1]Marc needs to be aware of basic human needs.
[/size][size=-1]MARC needs new members for the Program Committee to provide leadership and to keep our various activities going. (In this case Marc stands for MARC - [/size]Multifaith Alliance of Reconciling Communities)
Marc needs a kidney.
Marc needs to continue racking up those miles.

Meh, not playing this game anymore.