*your name* needs...

Chris needs your sex talk ;)
Chris needs no mic stand
Chris Needs a Roommate
Chris needs to give me cancer :(
chris needs ideas
Chris needs to be eliminated
 
Murf needs a thread.
Murf needs a driving school for that fast chair.

I wish I really did have a fast chair. :(
 
Mel needs a Brain
Mel Needs More Balls
Uncle Mel Needs a few good Tclers to Test drive my internet toolkit
Mel needs no introduction when she walks in to a room. She is beautiful, extremely intelligent, makes the best damn jello shots you have ever had...
MEL NEEDS A HOME
Mel needs to send illegal arms to a third world country :D
Mel needs to chill with us again! I haven't seen mel in ages! Mel is missed. Mel has great boobies. MySchizzle ROFL

and...

mysterious mel, needs some fun!! Age: 23; Camberley I'm a bored girl wanting some spice, fed up of little boys who call themselves men
Online dating anyone?

Indeed... :eek:
 
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Marc needs to get a clue.
Marc needs to get a life.
[size=-1]Marc needs to be aware of basic human needs.
[/size][size=-1]MARC needs new members for the Program Committee to provide leadership and to keep our various activities going. (In this case Marc stands for MARC - [/size]Multifaith Alliance of Reconciling Communities)
Marc needs a kidney.
Marc needs to continue racking up those miles.

Meh, not playing this game anymore.:confused::o:eek:
Weird, I'm a Marc and the first Google return was:

POT-TV: Prince of Pot: Marc Needs You!

:eek:
 
Gareth needs to avoid a dodgy debt collector
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Gareth needs closure
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Gareth needs to grow up and get a life
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Gareth needs promotion
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Gareth needs tons to mantain his 2-2-1 hair style
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Gareth needs some help overcoming his shyness
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Gareth needs to refine his basic technique to place his feet appropriately in the run up immediately prior to delivery
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Gareth needs to be assured that Tim will not change the sum of £750 specified in his message to something higher
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Gareth needs to be taught organisational skills
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Gareth needs to be sent away to military school
 
Lester needs to blow off some steam he turns to the relaxing powers of dough.
Lester needs no introduction.
Lester needs a bottom end sturdy enough to support her well-developed top.
Lester needs to outsource a large project.
Lester needs to earn $ 17169 to surpass the half million dollar mark.

Comic :D
 
Adam needs extensive counseling for this anger, frustration and depression. Adam needs a lot more help than all of us combined could ever give him!
:p
 
Unsurprisingly I got nada, nowt, nothing, no hits this side of the milky way.

I guess Gedalia doesnt need anything :D

but if you shorten it to Ged I do get one relevant hit: "Ged needs beer"!
 
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Rick needs a massage
Rick needs a compass for his column ( lol what !? )
Rick needs to order shirts well in advance of the event
Rick needs to be cloned ( yikes)
Rick needs to make a bare bones playable version of Game
 
As my name had been done already, Simon Needs...... I thought I would see what my girlfriend needs as i'm mostly clueless.

Natasha needs Mark to get her away from her mother
Natasha needs a committed family that will love her
Natasha needs hair flair
Natasha needs to use the SmarterChild AI engine
Natasha needs. ... All the Pictures and Information you will ever need on Natasha ( - self stalking?)
Natasha needs everything to be obvious

and my favorite

Natasha needs a family that will be able to accept her special needs and mental delays
 
Roger needs two hands for his.
Oh yeah :cool:

"But every once in a while he seems to know when Pickers needs to get her blood pumping" :cool:
 
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