*your name* needs...

Liam needs our prayers
Liam needs his other shoe
Liam needs maps
Liam needs throwing in the Thames (lol)
Saint Liam needs consideration too
 
This isn't fair i got:

Colin needs a bath.....cheeky ********
Colin needs the right information embedded into his repetitive, compliant work processes. Carol is expensive....who's ***** carol?
Colin needs a job fast
Colin needs computer help
Colin needs grammar lessons
Colin needs to find another team

I'm not that bad honest :eek:
 
Brian needs food, badly.
Brian needs new headshots.
Brian needs to workout!
Brian needs to communicate more effectively and stop being negative.
Brian needs to do a Gospel CD :/
 
Quality. One result, from a forum I used to moderate:

"Think penski needs to close this one too :/."

Nicky needs help
Nicky needs a rest!
Nicky needs a loving and caring family that would understand his physical and emotional needs as a child diagnosed with his disability.
Even little Nicky needs to eat. (pwnage)
Nicky Needs a new Home ! This is Nicky an orphaned family pet. Nicky’s owner passed away on ... and now Nicky needs a new. Daddy (or Mommy) to love him. ...

LOVE ME!

*n
 
"Tommy needs a special home, as he has tested FIV positive"
"Tommy needs to press Ctrl+Alt+Del to restart the logon process."
"Tommy needs to study if he is to become a doctor"

Hah, I do want to become a doctor.
 
Johanson needs to clarify or deny this in writing.
Johanson needs only three points, or a fourth-place finish
Johanson needs to make his flight
Johanson needs 400 litres of fuel to return to New Zealand
Johanson needs no introduction.
Johanson needs volunteers for the scholarship committee
Johanson needs to stop pushing her breasts up to her chin. :confused:
Johanson needs training
Johanson needs Choctaw whiskey
Johanson needs to apologize
 
Every Luke needs a Yoda.......I should have been expecting that rofl :D

Apparently I also need glasses....which funnily enough is true as I just had an opticians appointment today.

Oh, I also need a healing touch from Jesus.....who doesnt?!
 
Danza needs you now, more than ever...
Danza needs my screenplay...
Danza needs to play Colorado...
Danza needs to be checked for inner-ear problems...

Dan needs Bush hogging (!! :eek: !!)...
Dan needs an antenna...
Dan needs a new car...
Dan needs four 10 foot boards...

etc
 
panthro said:
Every Luke needs a Yoda.......I should have been expecting that rofl :D
Apparently I also need glasses....which funnily enough is true as I just had an opticians appointment today.
Click to expand...

lol ooh its a bit paranormal, "how to predict the future with google"
 
I had a few but picked the best one of the lot:


"Dave needs his own militant activist to throw red paint on his enemies"


hmmm...food for thought? :D
 
Apart from needing to work at home all I found was this:

'She say that Wryel gives her feet, and ribs, a good, long, hard tickling every day. ... to have Wryel as my boyfriend, he REALLY satisfys my tickling needs....'

I'm available for your tickling needs....
 
As for my real name...

Simon needs help with the Alternative Big Mac Index
Simon needs to know that in the end his efforts will be properly rewarded
Simon needs some smoothing
Simon needs to make fun of someone
Simon needs a month or two months or six months
Simon needs not to be hit by his mum
Simon needs no hype
simon needs to give me my camera charger and usb cord?
Simon needs a home that will take time to teach him some manners
Simon needs a handbag to keep his accessories in
Simon needs to get over it and finally admit his sexuality :o
Simon needs to get a life.
Simon needs EMERGENCY SURGERY NOW
Simon needs more hats
All Simon needs now is for Mark Latham to deliver one of his "I've got one hand round my scrotum and tugging " speeches - LOL
Simon needs to quit thinking with his johnson :p
Simon needs to jump off a cliff
Simon needs 3 eggs and 3 tablespoons of brandy
simon needs a shot of whiskey!
Simon needs to die, now! If you all chip in, I'll go find a bounty hunter. :eek:
Simon needs to have his head examined
Simon needs to put down the crack pipe
Simon needs to get down twice a day
Simon needs to just tell Pickler he wants to **** her.
Simon needs one desperately
simon needs some dough to drill his hole in the ridge for the warp speed buses. Comment by barking toad :confused:

and finally
Simon needs to learn to sleep

Goodnight
 
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