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Was never too sure about this "high-five" thing until i heard some lasses on about it and it seems im missing out. I've got some catching up to do :cool:
 
AthlonTom said:
She reckons High Fives ***! Which is nice - get to seeher tommmorow now after work - bargain!
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R34P3R said:
Was never too sure about this "high-five" thing until i heard some lasses on about it and it seems im missing out. I've got some catching up to do
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Haha you wouldn't believe how :D :D :D :D I am at all these tales of High-Fives spreading or general High-Five comedy being reported back every now and then on the forums :p

Lead_Head said:
This High Fiving malarky.... Do you just randomly walk up to a girl you like and thrust your arm in the air screaming high five and walk off?? What do you then talk about?? Do you grade there high five out of 5??
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Click the text under my sig tbh....
 
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GordyR said:
I recommend a "Groin-five". Thrust your hips in the direction of the object of your affection while squeeling "GROIN-FIVE!!!" at the top of your lungs. Rinse and repeat in multiple directions with a warm grin on your face.

You'll be fighting them off.
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no no no no. Its SWING YOUR NUTS, then you stand there have a few pelvic thrusts back and forth so swinging your nuts, its caught on in manchester till i said it to a girl, she was confussed, I went ops.. errr... SWING YOUR... err... OVARIES. So she did!
 
Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa, more High-Five success last night!!

Was high-fiving everyone in sight, the waiters at the curry house, the girls we were with, the bar staff, the bouncers, no-one escaped! :D

Was on fire last night though combination of el cheapo sherrif's badge to catch their attention, a high-five to break the ice and a business card with "smile if you want to have sex with me" written on it all combined for maximum effect. :p

Unfortunately didn't get to try out the Groin-Five..next time though!! :p
 
Rich_L said:
a business card with "smile if you want to have sex with me" written on it all combined for maximum effect. :p
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That is complete genius. How the hell do you come up/across this stuff? :eek:
 
Rich_L said:
a business card with "smile if you want to have sex with me" written on it
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Otacon said:
That is complete genius. How the hell do you come up/across this stuff? :eek:
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I employed this very same tactic back at University. It's one of the few chat up techniques which is guaranteed successful. :cool:

So keep it under your hats chaps or everyone will be doing it. ;)
 
Pumpkinstew said:
I employed this very same tactic back at University. It's one of the few chat up techniques which is guaranteed successful. :cool:

So keep it under your hats chaps or everyone will be doing it. ;)
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*taps nose*
 
The business card has worked well for me in the past, though being a student rep and having to wonder round many a halls of residense I started noticing cards that I'd given out stuck on doors and pin boards all over the shop.

High fiving is a solid and stable method of pulling women, though I tried to add to it with the things below its really difficult to comeup with anything better.

Tonight I had several little quirks in mind to supplement High 5's, one of which, while quite comical has a very small target audience, and hence I didn't have a chance to use it;
"Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?"
The small target audience for that one is limited to very clued up Red-Dwarf fans, and while everyone loves Red-Dwarf, finding a hot girl whos going to be advertising shes a die hard Red-Dwarf fan is always going to be difficult. However, I'm still getting it put on a T-Shirt.

I did however try this one, needs to be aimed at the right target though;
"Do you want to do a 68?"
"What's that?"
"You go down, and I'll owe you one." (or other way round)
More of an ice breaker though- unless your a bit of a dipstick and fancy trying to seduce a slapper.

Also couple of glances from a lurvly lady from the other side of the bar so I nipped over to her and it was way too loud for any kind of resonable conversation so I wrote my name and number on her arm with a jumbo marker. (Im only allowed jumbo markers because everything else is too sharp.)


BTW its national High-Five day on the 20th of April, so get some reps in and get ready for multiple high fives and combo's.

One last thing tried this evening;
If your not sure if some bird is checking you out and need to be sure before going over, have a look at your watch and then count to say 4, then look at her, if she looks at her watch then she was checking you out - apparently others will mimic what they are intrerested in - dunno what happens if she aint got a watch though. Looking at your watch makes her curious and her brain will wonder what you are waitin for, when you look at her shes suddenly under pressure to figure out what you were doin so she'll look at her watch, as its the only source of info she has, at least to determine the time of whatever you are waiting for.

My OcUK homework for the day done.
 
Bunka said:
^^^

Genius with the watch idea. :D :D
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I remember that from TV on some program about body language. Apparently a good indicator of what people want is where their feet are pointed.
 
OK, maybe I'm really old but I fail to see how "High-fiving" a girl would persuade them that you are suitable bed material.

Am I missing the point?
 
Rilot said:
OK, maybe I'm really old but I fail to see how "High-fiving" a girl would persuade them that you are suitable bed material.

Am I missing the point?
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It's more about breaking the ice than persuading a girl you're bed-worthy. That said, if you use a certain amount of flair, you never know... ;)
 
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