Soldato
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I don't want to interrupt her.
I haven't slept for three days because three days is far too long to sleep.
The first time I got myself a universal remote I thought "this changes everything".
Say what you want about deaf people...
I have spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer but no-one will do it.
I saw a sign which read "Watch for children" and I thought, "that's a fair swap".
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, it was only gathering dust.
I was at a cash point and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I haven't slept for three days because three days is far too long to sleep.
The first time I got myself a universal remote I thought "this changes everything".
Say what you want about deaf people...
I have spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer but no-one will do it.
I saw a sign which read "Watch for children" and I thought, "that's a fair swap".
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, it was only gathering dust.
I was at a cash point and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance, so I pushed her over.