Best joke in the world

Maximum Triceratops · 16 Jun 2008 at 13:26

A man goes in to a fish and chip shop with a haddock under his arm and says to the fish fryer " hi, have you got any fish cakes?" The fish fryer says "yes sure" So the guy says " great i'll have one its his birthday" :cool:

Ben M · 16 Jun 2008 at 13:27

oh dear. hehehe.

danza · 16 Jun 2008 at 13:29

I lolled.

Joke of the month TBH.

Maximum Triceratops · 16 Jun 2008 at 13:32

Heres another, A man goes into a fish and chip shop and says to the fryer " hi could you put me a piece of haddock in please?" Fryer says "yes sure it wont be very long" so the man says " well it better be ******* fat then"

Greenlizard0 · 16 Jun 2008 at 13:32

Wait - is a fish fryer a person, or is part of the joke he's talking to the er, kitchen device?

platypus · 16 Jun 2008 at 13:34

I think the thread title is somewhat misleading.

gillywibble · 16 Jun 2008 at 13:57

Joke of the month? My derriere.

HamZilla · 16 Jun 2008 at 14:11

You know that irritating piece of poo that never comes out no matter how hard you strain?

Thats your joke that is.

mrk · 16 Jun 2008 at 15:10

HamZilla said:
You know that irritating piece of poo that never comes out no matter how hard you strain?

Thats your joke that is.

but it does come out, eventually!

slambo69 · 16 Jun 2008 at 15:16

omg thats horrible.!!!!

Not the joke the poo comment.

dear oh dear.

Blue Cypher · 16 Jun 2008 at 15:17

and there was me thinking the jokes couldnt get anyworse......how wrong was i

Steeps · 16 Jun 2008 at 15:21

Blue Cypher said:
and there was me thinking the jokes couldnt get anyworse......how wrong was i

Can you do batter than it though?

Exentia · 16 Jun 2008 at 15:24

Steeps said:
Can you do batter than it though?

dont be silly hes pollocks at telling jokes.

uv · 16 Jun 2008 at 15:24

there was a fight at my chippy the other night. The fish got battered, and the chips were assaulted.

/me is already outta the door!

Soulja · 16 Jun 2008 at 15:26

fail at the internets · 16 Jun 2008 at 15:26

uvmain said:
there was a fight at my chippy the other night. The fish got battered, and the chips were assaulted.

/me is already outta the door!

And don't you dare come back!

Blue Cypher · 16 Jun 2008 at 15:26

Steeps said:
Can you do batter than it though?

I have done in the past on these boards, however i have no decent ones at the moment, so i will be kind and not destroy your mind with the overwhelming need to kill your self when you hear them as you loose all faith in humanity.

slambo69 · 16 Jun 2008 at 15:26

uvmain said:
there was a fight at my chippy the other night. The fish got battered, and the chips were assaulted.

/me is already outta the door!

Carp joke.

Exentia · 16 Jun 2008 at 15:27

Blue Cypher said:
I have done in the past on these boards, however i have no decent ones at the moment, so i will be kind and not destroy your mind with the overwhelming need to kill your self when you hear them as you loose all faith in humanity.

no fish joke........you obviously have no soul.

HamZilla · 16 Jun 2008 at 15:28

I oyster tell you that I'm shelling out good money on my internet connection to read this tripe!