So now you're president....

[shauncr91]

Make the white house into a huuuuge bouncy castle!

 

[Weebull]

Dispose of foriegn leaders I don't like, install tin pot regimes to control those countries, and generally lord it up over the rest of the world.

So pretty much like everyone before me.

 

[starfighter]

That would be great for americans, but wouldn't affect us over here.

If they did it then so could we without as big economic effect. Someone has to make the 1st move.

 

[jr1104]

Have a huge house party at the White House, then after getting over the massive hangover, fix the world.

 

[Dogoid]

replace air force one with an air balloon

 

[ten80p]

Hundreds of Hooters bars across UK compulsory

 

[Dogoid]

rename white house as ' the homie house '

 

[aa6972]

Hundreds of Hooters bars across UK compulsory

they were going to open one in Bristol but failed....

 

[Muffin`]

Paint the White House Matte black

 

[theNude]

Drink some grape soda then sort out the world recession

 

[antijoke]

Paint the Whire House Matte black

Like Clarkson's truck from Top Gear?

 

[Muffin`]

Like Clarkson's truck from Top Gear?

Yep

 

[Atrox Moris]

Throw a sound system party on the lawn.

 

[didgemaster]

Change the locks on the front door so there would be no chance George W could get back in

 

[Zogger]

Paint the White House Matte black

Order the invention of a time machine to kill shauncr91 before he made that post.

 

[Ex-RoNiN]

Make Simpsons tune the new anthem.

 

[DampCat]

I'd remove God* and the Church from Politics.



*not physically. he hates being man-handled.

 

[Skidder]

I would decide to take a dump in the presidential toilet. Partly out of fear, partly for novelty.

 

[willhub]

Nuke the moon.

We would all die from giant tidal waves and earthquakes then

 

[Sankari]

Assassinate the President of the US - oh, wait.